Bibanana



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    Sentiment may be a chemical defect but it sure makes for good writing material! ;)

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    This is a series of stand-alones. They are all short fics that could have happened within canon when we couldn't see.

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    Crowley goes back to his flat, numb with a broken heart. Aziraphale comes to him and makes everything better.

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    05 Aug 2023

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    The zookeeper is explaining to a disappointed pack of elementary schoolers why the lion exhibit is closed today (though honestly, they're not missing much, the big cats are rarely out and about in the daytime anyway) when they see two odd figures across the exhibit.

    “Gerry, what is that majestic creature?”

    “That’s… a giraffe. Do you not know what a giraffe is?”


    A series of interstitial vignettes set during Echo Chamber, starring America's most unlikely couple (and a couple cultists).

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    30 Jul 2022

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    “Look, if you’re another, uh, avatar of a horrible eldritch demon god come to assassinate me in a spooky manner, could you get it over with quickly? I haven’t eaten all morning and I’m starving.”

    The thing that calls itself Michael stares.

    “And this sandwich cost most of my weekly salary,” Gerry adds after a belated moment.

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    18 Jul 2022

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    The thing is, Jonathan Sims is someone you’d call the police on if you saw him hanging around a school, those frazzled clothes and bags under his eyes, the frantic muttering and thousand-year stare.
    Yet there he sits, headteacher of The Magnus Institute for Gifted Young Minds.
    The name’s a bit misleading, it is. They’re in a bad part of town. The parents are either terrible or absent, and the kids—
    “They’re monsters,” his new and handsome coworker grins, when Martin’s signature on his contract is barely dry. “Absolute monsters. Get too close and you’ll lose some fingers. Or maybe your mind.”
    “They’re babies,” is all Martin can feebly manage, in reply, and Tim’s eyes narrow at the fondness in his voice.
    “You’ll learn.”

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    28 Jun 2022

  5. Public Bookmark 44

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    Where had Martin been when Jon stopped looking at him with disdain and started looking at him like he had in the doorway?

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    Martin might know Jon loves him but believing it is the hardest part.

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    23 May 2022