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  1. Public Bookmark 49

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    “Moxxie, who the fuck is that?”

    Blitzø had told Moxxie he didn’t want another court jester. They had been through a shit ton of them and the last one, Dennis, had been so fucking terrible he’d decided it was a position his castle didn’t fucking need.

    “He’s a jester, Your Majesty.” Moxxie provided unhelpfully. “Or maybe he’s a clown.”

    The guy was dressed in a goofy ass costume made up of reds, yellows, and blues, with a pointy hat on top of his head and the stupid markings painted on his face. Obviously he was a jester. But he was also freakishly tall and covered in feathers, and Blitzø had never seen him before.

    “His name, Moxx. And what the fuck is he doing here?” Blitzø snapped, lower eyelid twitching.

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    Or; A mysterious clown owl shows up at Blitzø's castle. He doesn't speak, he's not very funny, and Blitzø is unreasonably horny about it.

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    13 Jan 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 39

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    To shut Andrealphus up, Stolas pretends that his boyfriend will accompany him to this year's winter party at Paimon Industries.
    The only problem is that, since his divorce, he has been tragically celibate.
    Fortunately, his personal assistant (and secret work best friend) has a solution: call on a group of imps from the mailroom who have a secret side job escorting other demons for money.
    Stolas is desperate enough to hire them. Besides, what could go wrong?

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    01 Jan 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 5

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    “I hate you,” Blitzø barks. It’s loud, even to him, but there’s not a single part of him that is capable of feeling bad about it.

     

    “I don’t like you either,” Blitzo hisses, arms crossed in front of him. He’s shaking like a leaf, refusing to make eye contact, and chewing on his bottom lip like he’s high on uppers. Not a burn on him yet. Blitzø clenches his fist.

     

    (Or: A Crossover Episode! Starring Blitzø, Blitzo, and years of repressed suicidal ideation. We have fun here.)

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    30 Dec 2025

  4. Public Bookmark 1

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    in the last week of his life, Stolas learns seven important lessons, one each day, from strangers turned friends he will never forget.

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    16 Dec 2025

  5. Public Bookmark 8

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    Una serie de acontecimientos donde Blitzø y Stolas tienen que lidiar con su segundo género: Alfa y Omega.

    Donde Stolas tendrá que hacer nidos cuando le llega el celo y donde Blitzø sea incapaz de dejar de oler esas suaves plumas.

    Pero los dos saben una cosa: quieren un huevo.

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    05 Dec 2025