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    "Actually, I need to tell you guys something before we go into this fight," Rivet got to her feet and began to pace in front of them. "It's very important and I will understand if it upsets any of you. But I can't just let you guys go in blind anymore. Not when this feel likes the end."

    Ratchet was prepared for an assortment of things to be wrong with an announcement like that. Like the station was going to explode or they discovered they had no ammo or had no snacks left or they were about to be sucked into a blackhole.

    "Whatever it is, I'm sure we can prepare for it," Kit reassured her while Clank nodded.

    "Nef- I mean, the Emperor. He's my husband, we're married," Rivet said in a rush. "And um, most of this is happening because he refused to go to marriage counseling and I was so mad I left and started trying to overthrow his empire to prove that he isn't right about everything all the time."

    The complete silence that followed that was stifling.

    Then-

    "I'm sorry, I just hallucinated," Ratchet said. "You and he are what?"


    Or, the one where Rivet and Nefarious have relationship problems which they make the entire galaxy's problem.

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    10 Jul 2025

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    Tfw you see an absolutely insane idea that the only thing more insane than the story is NOT reading the story