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    "What. The fuck. Is that?" Standing at the entrance to Room 312 with one bag slung over his shoulder and another kitbag in hand, Katsuki is faced with the first obstacle to his peaceful college life. A queen-sized bed.

    Katsuki’s talking to himself, so it's a surprise when a voice comes from his left. Someone is leaning on the door frame to what seems to be the bathroom, arms crossed over a broad chest. "A bed? Have you never seen one?" It's so deadpan that Katsuki isn't even a hundred percent sure it's sarcasm. There's no arched brow, no quirk of a lip, nothing to indicate a joke. 

    And okay, Katsuki would kill him on the spot just for that if it wouldn’t be such a waste because this guy is like, really fucking hot. 

    Katsuki’s scowl deepens. "Ha fucking ha, asshole. Why is there a double bed instead of two separate ones?" 

    And they were roommates! And there was only one bed! A whole ass fic that's 85% bed sharing.

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    13 Apr 2026

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    Chanting in his mind Enjin's words from their last staff meeting last week, be nice to customers, we need the money, Zanka keeps his face neutral and says, "Hey there. What can I do for ya?"

    The man beams at him. Without missing a beat and with the boundless enthusiasm of a five year old getting to choose his own toy truck, says, "I wanna get stabbed."

    Zanka, a piercer in Cleaner's studio and certified gay disaster, does his very best to handle a walk-in client: Jabber Wonger, a gorgeous PHD student and unhinged natural talent (at rage baiting).

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    10 Apr 2026

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    "GREAT! Just great! As if this could GET any better!" Zanka bites out, seething. Of course he's stuck here, injured, in a damp, dirty cell, and of course he's stuck here with fucking Jabber of all people.

    Jabber whistles appreciatively, "Man, you're in a mood today. Wake up on the wrong side of the bed?" and cackles at his own joke. Zanka's gonna strangle him. He's gonna rip out those bars with his bare hands and use them to beat Jabber to death.

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    Zanka is taken by some people who want to study givers. Jabber is there too. This somehow makes everything both better and so much worse.

     

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    06 Apr 2026

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    Zanka doesn’t know what Jabber and him are doing, but it seems like the rest of the Cleaners do.

    They’re at least trying their best to figure it out.

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    06 Apr 2026

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