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  1. Rec *

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    “W-What do you- I mean can I- are you here to rob us?” The person managed to stammer out.

    Siren snorted. “No. I’m just here to order some food.”

    “Wh-What about him?” The cashier asked, glancing at Tommy. “Did you- did you kidnap him?”

    “I mean… yeah, let’s go with that in case this ends up on the news,” Siren shrugged, looking back at Tommy. “I kidnapped you, right?”

    “Yeah, sure,” Tommy agreed, knowing that if they said he was kidnapped, it would keep people from getting suspicious of why he was seen in public with Siren. “Anyway, can I get the chicken nuggets happy meal, with a coke?”

    or, how Tommy—who is not a hero, or a villain, or even a vigilante—saves the life of one of L'Manberg's most feared supervillains, and accidentally ends up becoming the resident doctor for every supervillain in town (and maybe gets a family along the way too).

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    28 Dec 2021

  2. Rec 9

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    “Y’know what we should do Wil?”

     

    Wilbur hummed, a sign for Tommy to continue.

     

    “Let’s play pretend, just like we used to when we were younger!”

     

    Tommy and Wilbur always used to play pretend, why not do it once more?

    Why can't he pretend for just a little longer?

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    16 Jan 2022

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    There are monsters in the woods.

    Most people lock their doors and light their candles on All Hallow's Eve, the one night per year when the forest's monsters are allowed to take to the streets in revelry. Tommy, meanwhile, chains himself to the wall in an attempt to stop himself from joining them.

    But the call gets stronger every year, and he can't resist his family forever.

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    07 Jan 2022

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    "Oh, yeah," Tommy says, pulling another tupperware out of his backpack. He locks eyes with Wilbur, ocean blue meeting chocolate brown. "Dad told me to give some to you, too, since he made so much extra."

    Wilbur raises an eyebrow. Out of the corner of his eye, he can see Techno sit up straighter. "Never known a therapist to give their clients food." When Tommy pouts, he shrugs. "But, hey, I'm not going to pass up on free lunch. What did he make?"

    "Meat," Tommy says simply, he and Techno both watching as Wilbur stabs a piece of sausage onto his fork and raises it to his mouth.

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    Wilbur Soot was born with the ability to put himself into the mind of any criminal, from a pickpocket to a serial killer. It's this gift (or curse) that's made him the best criminal profiler the FBI's ever had. When he decides to start working on the case of the infamous serial killer "Angel of Death," though, things take a turn for the worse, and Wilbur starts to get lost in his own delusions.

    Luckily, he manages to find refuge in the arms of his eccentric therapist and his two sons, a rich family with a fondness for extravagant dinner parties and delicious meat dishes.

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    06 Nov 2021

  5. Rec 1

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    "I can imagine two children in pyjamas walk up to a mcdonalds in the middle of the night and ask for an among us happy meal. Either skid and pump or tommy and tubbo, you choose"
    "Brb gonna go write an au where puffy works at mcpuffy's and has to deal with little tommy and tubbo asking for an among us happy meal"

    Puffy works at McDonalds and is visited at 3am by 10 year old Tommy and Tubbo trying to order the among us happy meal.
    It's just as weird as it sounds.

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    05 Jan 2022