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“Alright,” Sanji leaned forward, steepling his fingers in his lap as he flashed Zoro an impish grin. “If you’re so sure, how about we make it a bet?”
Zoro perked up, responding to the competitive twist in his tone. The hairs on his arms were already standing on end, his skin prickling with goosebumps at the thought of another chance to put the prissy bastard in his place. “What kind of bet?”
Sanji tapped the end of his pen against his lips, looking smug and over-confident in a way that had Zoro’s combative side swelling instinctively against the challenge. “Using what I know about you from the unfortunate times we’ve spent together. I’ll plan a date I think you’ll enjoy.”
Zoro blinked, taken aback. “You’re gonna take me on a date?” He asked incredulously.
“We’ll call it a practice date."
A short fic idea that goes with my love counselor au drawings that you can find here on tumblr or twitter
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20 Jan 2026
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Mold in the shower, burns on the carpet, and nothing but hot sauce and pickles in the kitchen. Sanji doesn't know it yet, but the apartment he's moving into—and the alpha he's sharing it with—will change his life.
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21 Feb 2024
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Everyone knows Zoro has the perfect boyfriend—tall, blonde, and handsome. He cooks Zoro’s bento every day, fights as well as Zoro does, and has the clearest, bluest eyes mankind has ever seen.
Everyone also knows this “boyfriend” doesn’t actually exist.
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23 Jul 2023
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Left with only three other crew mates, it’s a ready expectation that Sanji will start fawning all over Robin in his usual obnoxious way. However, that’s not what happens. Instead, looking wild around the eyes in a way only someone who knows him well would recognize, the cook doesn’t break stride until he’s firmly within Zoro’s orbit and can wrap both hands around his upper arm, clinging tight.
“Hi, darling,” he chirps, his expression desperately conveying that Zoro needs to play along under pain of death. “Did you miss me?”
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22 Jul 2023
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The Kite (an ARG server recollection) by sen_plastirk
Fandoms: One Piece (Anime & Manga)
19 Jun 2024
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At first, it started off so innocent. Where did all go wrong? Why did it happen in the first place?
Why...
Why
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In other words, a discord server turned to a house in the lwtfak ARG world. Will they be able to solve the mystery behind all the disappearances? Plenty of gore, comedy, and suspence to be added!Bookmarked by BrainDeadMaggot
11 Jul 2023
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Killer and Penguin have been in a relationship for eight years, but their lives have changed a lot since they started dating. Killer wants to surprise Penguin in the best way he can think of.
Epilogue story to Crazy Little Thing Called Love. I added lots of tags for the last chapter which is mainly smut (with a few kinks). If you don't want to read that, you can perfectly well end the story after the second chapter. If you're going to read the smut anyway, regardless of the kinks, I advice you not to read the tags to avoid spoilers.
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- Part 6 of CLTCL universe
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21 Sep 2022
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01 Apr 2022
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Sanji's past was as haunted with demons as Zoro's own, demons that had finally caught up to him after years of living in the shadows. His very existence meant the hunt would never stop, but that hadn't stopped Zoro from falling for him and it wouldn't push him away now. Sanji was what was called a "negligible senescent porphyric humanoid." "Vampire" looked weird on medical records.
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21 Mar 2022
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10 Feb 2022
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Kid met Law when he was fifteen out of coincidence, and six years later they live together.
Ace starts to work at the police's homicide department and is assigned as Detective Marco's partner, who has the case of "The Avenger", a serial killer who's been systematically exterminating a criminal organization for the last three years.
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15 Jan 2022
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Ace finds himself attracted to his sexy teacher while Law pushes the school bully a bit too far... Contains a lot of narcolepsy and insomnia humour, but mostly forbidden romance.
High school AU involving Marco/Ace, Kidd/Law.- Language:
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- 30/30
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15 Jan 2022
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In the New World, two Supernovae Captains cross paths according to battles and tides. Impertinence, pain and defiance on one side; violence, dissidence and arrogance on the other. There’s no room for trust, just maybe a little crush. Will it be enough or is it just doomed to turn to dust? [19/35 chapters edited from 5 to 24]
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15 Jan 2022
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He fell from above, but came from below by these_emo_thoughts for PandaMega
Fandoms: One Piece
20 Jan 2022
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Set in Victorian England, physician Trafalgar Law witnesses a phenomenon - a meteor falling from the sky and heading straight towards the back forests of his estate. When he goes to investigate, he finds that it isn't a meteor at all.
Instead, he finds a man.
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15 Jan 2022
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Killer (16) is deep in the closet. Penguin (15) gets embarrassed by his father all the time. Both of them are very horny and frustrated teenagers, and causing a bit of trouble for their high school and their fathers. Will they give in to their true feelings or do they need a little help? Killer/Penguin, high school AU, single-father!Kid and single-father!Law. Later on, a hint of KidLaw, and gross, awkward teenage love the further the story continues.
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- Part 1 of CLTCL universe
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- 59/59
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15 Jan 2022
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Law never thought that he would ever get married. It just wasn’t on the top of his priority list. He had his dream job of being surgeon, a small yet great group of friends, and a fluffy white cat that brought him joy, the first time he saw it at the animal shelter.
So yeah, he was good. He didn’t need to get married, let alone have a steady relationship. That was, until he met Eustass Kid.
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15 Jan 2022
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An accident in the Galley La shipyard leads to an indecency in the workplace.
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21 Jan 2019
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A Series Of Dry Questions About Police Work by luftnarp-writing (secretsofluftnarp)
Fandoms: Brooklyn Nine-Nine (TV)
24 Feb 2017
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- Actually, Ray and I met over the phone…Ray was a source for an article I was writing for The New Yorker. I asked him a series of dry questions about police work, and his answers had me in stitches.
- We met for a drink that night, and we’ve been together ever since.Kevin Cozner and Ray Holt, before they met, when they met, and early on in their relationship.
Most of the story is rated 'T,' with the exception of Chapter 4, which earns the 'M' rating.
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- Part 1 of Cozner/Holt backstory
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06 Jan 2019
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FORMERLY: It Was a Short Story Once
The start of something new. Badd’s little sister is a fan of a different hero. He just wants a date. There are monsters, conspiracies, and life in between.
It's a get-together story that spiraled out of control, featuring Metal Bat and Mumen Rider with guest appearances by basically everyone at some point in time.
UPDATING: I don't even know anymore, but I'm finishing it I promise
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24 Dec 2018
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The world spins as soon Sanji opens his eyes.
It feels odd, almost detached in a way, like a dense fog slowly filling his head. He pinches the bridge of his nose in an attempt to chase away the sensation, hoping his fever would subside soon, when he’s suddenly hit with a wave of heat deep in his belly, a litany of take me take me take me —
Oh. It isn’t a fever, he realizes belatedly, dread settling in his chest.
He’s in heat.
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- Part 1 of ABO-Verse
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- English
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- 4/4
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29 Aug 2017
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Ace is a closet fanfiction writer for the anime/manga One Peace and has a thing for his very hot neighbor Marco. After two years, Ace thinks he knows everything about his crush but he realizes he is wrong in the most shocking of ways.
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10 Mar 2016