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Gale has spent many unhappy years married to Mystra, in a no-good relationship that has turned more and more sour by the day. Thanks to the help of his much-trusted friends, he finds the assistance of a good divorce lawyer - a suspiciously attractive young man with his own story to tell.
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Gale divorces Mystra and fucks his divorce lawyer. That’s it, send tweet.
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29 Mar 2024
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“We can run out the clock again,” He assures, “it’s your money.” They’ve spent nearly the whole hour in silence.
“You know it isn’t.” His patient spits the words, and it’s here he knows he has a window. When he’s like this, trying to get a rise out of him, Dr. Dekarios knows he is getting closer. He scrawls on his clipboard.
“What are you writing?”
“You know I can’t tell you that—”
“Is it porn?” He skewers. He’s curious.
It’s nothing. In all honesty, it’s a grocery list. But they only have ten minutes left of this session. So he lies.
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17 Feb 2024
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Gales Guide to Acceptable Physical Interactions with a Vampire by kestrylphoenix
Fandoms: Baldur's Gate (Video Games)
06 May 2024
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Gale has never encountered a vampire before, and certainly not one like Astarion. In typical Gale fashion, he cannot help his curiosity into the mans behaviours when on the wrong end of his ire a few too many times. So what does he do? Research of course.
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16 Feb 2024
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“You could work here!” The words left Gale’s mouth before they entered his brain.
The other man raised an eyebrow. “At a cafe? I don’t think so.”
Gale meant to shrug and tell the man that was perfectly fine. Instead, he said, “The pay is actually quite good, and the benefits are generous. It wouldn’t be a permanent thing, but it could keep you afloat for a bit. Plus, making coffee isn’t far off from bartending. You’d pick it up easily.”
“You don’t even know my name.”
-The bloodweave modern city coffee shop AU no one asked for-
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16 Feb 2024
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Becoming a pets as therapy volunteer was one of the most worthwhile things Gale has ever done. His weekly visits to the local hospital's inpatient unit are truly worthwhile. Just watching Tara gently purr down defences, help in ways humans can't is a balm to his still healing soul. Thankfully Tara is also more stubborn than is probably sensible when she encounters a closed door. Needless to say, the door to the darkened room doesn't stay closed for long.
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14 Jan 2024