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  1. Rec 10

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    “I literally asked you to the graduation party,” Minho says. “Isn’t that, like, as close as you can get to asking someone out without actually saying the words?”

    Record scratch. Rewind. Seungmin gapes so hard he’s sure Minho can see all the way down his throat to his intestines. “Wait. That wasn’t a joke?”

    “No?” Minho looks at him incredulously. “Why would that be a joke?”

    “Because you…” Seungmin gestures wildly, letting out a slightly unhinged laugh. “You asked me on the last day of class with a muddy dandelion from the courtyard! And we spent three years at each other’s throats! What was I supposed to think?”

     

     

    Kim Seungmin is a professional adult. He is mature, he has a degree, and he's starting a new job at a prestigious consulting firm.

    Cue him coming face to face with Lee Minho, his personal high school migraine, for the first time in six years. After digging through a thick layer of stupidity and denial, Minho realises he's been spending the better part of a decade mourning a heartbreak that was self-inflicted, and Seungmin realises the mystery person he was jealous of was, in fact, himself. (Ft. lots of office shenanigans)

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    18 Jan 2026

  2. Rec 65

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    “I, Kim Seungmin,” he starts with a fake nervous voice and pretends that his hands are shaking. “Take you, Han Jisung, for my lawful husband, to have something and something, better or worse, richer or poorer, but please be rich, I want to drink martinis in our penthouse, something, something, death part of something, for the rest of my life, or at least till the end of the night.”

    Jisung smiles and interlocks their hands, now they sit just like the couple from Australia, cheesy and sweet. “Han Jisund and Kim Seungmin, I now pronounce you husband and husband. May the force be with you,” he finishes with Darth Vader's impersonation and Seungmin wipes his non-existent tears. “That’s it I guess?”

    “Boo! No kissing the groom?” Seungmin pouts when Jisung lets go of his hands.

    OR: Seungmin and Jisung are on their first date, an eccentric couple invites them to play table football together so they pretend to be married. That's it, that's the story.

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    13 Jan 2026

  3. Rec 46

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    His heart starts beating too hard as he brings the boxers to his face.

    The smell is immediate and concentrated, the sort of scent the washing machine never fully erases. Under the faint layer of detergent there is the warm, salty, very human musk that’s just Chan. It’s sweat that’s dried on fabric, the ghost of his soap, the heat of his body cooked into the cotton.

    It should be gross.

    Jeongin’s knees feel weird and loose.

    or; Jeongin is a pervert who steals his roommate's underwear.

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    13 Jan 2026

  4. Rec 24

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    Felix turns to Jeongin and grabs his wrist to massage it before he stops himself. Jeongin frowns and waits for Felix to start moving again or explain why he froze, but he doesn’t do anything.

    “What’s wrong hyung?” Jeongin asks softly.

    “I–I— Sorry. I just… I used to massage Nahyun hyung’s wrists when we were playing games too,” Felix whispers dejectedly, and Jeongin’s face falls. Oh. “I’m sorry, it’s a silly thing to be upset over—”

    “It’s not,” Jeongin cuts in, grabbing Felix’s hand. “I get it. You were together for six years, you can’t just forget those six years and everything you’ve done together.”

    “I know and that’s why I hate it!” Felix exclaims, startling Jeongin. “Everything still reminds me of him! I— We did so much together, and he just— threw it away? I gave him all my firsts, all those milestones— my first kiss– my first proper relationship, my first time, my first time moving in with someone— I gave all of them to him and he– just— ugh!”

     

    OR: Felix has a bad breakup with someone he gave all his firsts to. Jeongin helps him start over and have his firsts again, this time with him.

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    13 Jan 2026

  5. Rec 90

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    Hyunjin leans in closer to Jisung’s ear, tilting his chin up to speak low. “Shouldn’t you be working on charming your date?”

    “Bold of you to assume I haven’t already achieved peak charm with him!” And though Jisung puffs out his chest in a way that is clearly exaggerated, a glow of innocence laces his smile. “I think he really likes me, Hyune.”

    Something odd occurs in his chest- it’s nameless and shapeless and it writhes like it’s enclosed in a clenched fist, desperate to grow and spill out. There’s something like pride in there too, a swell of warmth he feels often around someone as bright as Jisung. A sunshine he knows all too well. The ache to it has him reaching out, fingers brushing over Jisung’s silky hair like he would pet a cat, thumbing tenderly where his hairline melts into his honey tan skin. “I’m happy for you, baby,” Hyunjin smiles, and it’s genuine because it must be.

     

    or: Hyunjin tries to get his best friend of 6 years a boyfriend, but starts realizing he might not like the word 'boyfriend' associated with Jisung unless its with him.

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    13 Jan 2026