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There's so much to learn by Caffinated_Reader for Zozo1252
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types
02 Dec 2025
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Jason knows death. She is sweet, soft, kind. She suffocates you and chokes you and leaves you a trembling mess.
Jason never knew life until he met it again. He is cruel, sharp, callous. He tugs you and lifts you and leaves you longing for more.
But there’s always more.
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An ode to learning through Jason Todd
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“Except,” Tim chirps, “Pigeons aren’t devices, Bruce. I’m sure Damian will back me up on this. They are living creatures who make their own choices.”
Bruce narrows his eyes. “That does not suffice to take it out of the subsection.”
“Perhaps. Until you also account for the fact that they weren’t really intended to send messages. They just can send messages.”
“The pigeon’s intent does not count.”
“Really?” Tim quirks a brow, “But when Titus knocks over an antique and he ‘just wants to have fun’, his intent is considered.”
Bruce looks like he’s swallowed a lemon. Jason has not had this much fun in years.
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Tim wants to use his phone on patrol. Phones are banned. How does he get around this?
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- Part 1 of Tim Drake and the Robin Rules
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love is a risk (but whats the alternative) by Caffinated_Reader for Zozo1252
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types
24 Nov 2025
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Duke would like to say that this is all Jason's fault.
And Damian lowkey deserved it for being such a Dick defender, but it's not his fault. He's still a kid, albeit a freaky one.
But, he thinks as Talia snakes an arm around his shoulders and pulls him in closer, maybe I should have given up this morning.
Still, never let it be said Duke Thomas does not commit to the bit.
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Duke calls Talia a MILF, and the planning behind it.
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Batmobiles and their natures by Caffinated_Reader for Zozo1252
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types
01 Oct 2025
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“It’s shaped like a Batmobile, sounds like a Batmobile, and has operated as a Batmobile since you changed parts- it’s still a Batmobile Robin.”
“But it’s not!” Tim argues loudly. He can see Steph out of the corner of his eye standing guiltily. “This was just me putting one of your dumb thought experiments into reality. The boat one?”
Bruce gapes at him, “The Ship of Theseus?”
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Tim really wants Batmobile. Bruce really doesn't want him to have one.
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- Part 2 of Tim Drake and the Robin Rules
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“Hey,” Tim says out of the blue. “Has anyone ever noticed that Damian has, like, weirdly sharp canines?”
Dick makes a face. “What?” he asks. Then seems to think about it a little more, and says, “Oh, I mean… kind of? I don’t really pay attention to his teeth.” He turns to Damian. “Robin, let me see your teeth.”
The kid growls. “I’m not afraid to bite you, Nightwing.”
“Furry,” Jason coughs.
Damian throws a batarang at him.
Sometimes, vigilantism is not nearly as serious as an endeavor as it seems to be.
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04 Oct 2025
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in doctor's office lighting (i didn't tell you i was scared) by popsunner
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types
22 Nov 2020
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“So,” Jason says, “meningitis.”
Tim covers his face with his hands. “Fuck me.”
“Language, Master Tim.”
Dick rubs Tim’s back soothingly, furrowing his eyebrows, “How is that even possible? Isn’t meningitis airborne?”
“Exactly, Timothy doesn’t leave the house.”
“I literally hate you.”
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- Part 10 of DC One-offs
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23 Sep 2025
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“The Red Hood has been good for Gotham,” Robin continued. “Crime in Park Row decreased by sixty one percent almost as soon as you showed up, and that’s even taking into account all the crime you commit. Drug overdoses have decreased by twenty two percent in adults and seventy nine percent in minors. Homeless minors are ninety two percent less likely to—”
“Kid,” Jason interrupted. “Enough statistics. What the hell is this about?”
Robin slowly lowered the tablet with his powerpoint presentation and looked up at Red Hood.
“You care about Gotham,” Robin summarised. “Gotham needs Batman. Batman is missing and so is Nightwing. We need you to fill in for Batman.”
“You want me to cover Batman’s patrols?” Jason clarified.
“No,” Robin said. “I want you to be Batman.”
Jason bluescreened.
(Or: Batman and Nightwing mysteriously disappear before Red Hood has even started antagonising them, Robin is desperate, Gotham needs Batman, and Red Hood is Batman-Shaped.)
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- Part 1 of The Right Substitution is Key
- Part 3 of Unhinged and Unrelated Jason Todd Content
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20 Sep 2025
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All good things come in threes by Bergen
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies)
04 Apr 2021
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“I know all about your secret identity.”
A beat of silence. “Um,” Peter said, bunching his sweater in his hands. “Which… which one?”
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Peter has three secret identities: Spider-Man, the superhero who swings around the city to save people. Parker Benjamin, who gives Tony Stark unsolicited advice on his research. And NightMonkey, the Instagrammer who keeps uploading increasingly popular but embarrassing drawings of Iron Man.
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20 Mar 2025
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Or the super awesome ghost adventures of Danny Phantom
Tucker: Hey so welcome to The Journal, a complete record of the good, bad and the hilarious of Danny Phantom. This started out as my personal journal and ended up a collection on the ins and outs of Team Phantom. Sam and Danny think this record is pointless but I know that somehow, someday, the secret is going to come out. And when it does, I want people to know what we did, how hard we worked and what we had to sacrifice along the way.
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