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“Hey,” Tim says out of the blue. “Has anyone ever noticed that Damian has, like, weirdly sharp canines?”
Dick makes a face. “What?” he asks. Then seems to think about it a little more, and says, “Oh, I mean… kind of? I don’t really pay attention to his teeth.” He turns to Damian. “Robin, let me see your teeth.”
The kid growls. “I’m not afraid to bite you, Nightwing.”
“Furry,” Jason coughs.
Damian throws a batarang at him.
Sometimes, vigilantism is not nearly as serious as an endeavor as it seems to be.
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04 Oct 2025
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in doctor's office lighting (i didn't tell you i was scared) by popsunner
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types
22 Nov 2020
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“So,” Jason says, “meningitis.”
Tim covers his face with his hands. “Fuck me.”
“Language, Master Tim.”
Dick rubs Tim’s back soothingly, furrowing his eyebrows, “How is that even possible? Isn’t meningitis airborne?”
“Exactly, Timothy doesn’t leave the house.”
“I literally hate you.”
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- Part 10 of DC One-offs
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23 Sep 2025
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“The Red Hood has been good for Gotham,” Robin continued. “Crime in Park Row decreased by sixty one percent almost as soon as you showed up, and that’s even taking into account all the crime you commit. Drug overdoses have decreased by twenty two percent in adults and seventy nine percent in minors. Homeless minors are ninety two percent less likely to—”
“Kid,” Jason interrupted. “Enough statistics. What the hell is this about?”
Robin slowly lowered the tablet with his powerpoint presentation and looked up at Red Hood.
“You care about Gotham,” Robin summarised. “Gotham needs Batman. Batman is missing and so is Nightwing. We need you to fill in for Batman.”
“You want me to cover Batman’s patrols?” Jason clarified.
“No,” Robin said. “I want you to be Batman.”
Jason bluescreened.
(Or: Batman and Nightwing mysteriously disappear before Red Hood has even started antagonising them, Robin is desperate, Gotham needs Batman, and Red Hood is Batman-Shaped.)
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- Part 1 of The Right Substitution is Key
- Part 3 of Unhinged and Unrelated Jason Todd Content
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- 14/14
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20 Sep 2025
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All good things come in threes by Bergen
Fandoms: Marvel Cinematic Universe, Spider-Man (Tom Holland Movies)
04 Apr 2021
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“I know all about your secret identity.”
A beat of silence. “Um,” Peter said, bunching his sweater in his hands. “Which… which one?”
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Peter has three secret identities: Spider-Man, the superhero who swings around the city to save people. Parker Benjamin, who gives Tony Stark unsolicited advice on his research. And NightMonkey, the Instagrammer who keeps uploading increasingly popular but embarrassing drawings of Iron Man.
And he can juggle them all just fine, thankyouverymuch.- Language:
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20 Mar 2025
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Or the super awesome ghost adventures of Danny Phantom
Tucker: Hey so welcome to The Journal, a complete record of the good, bad and the hilarious of Danny Phantom. This started out as my personal journal and ended up a collection on the ins and outs of Team Phantom. Sam and Danny think this record is pointless but I know that somehow, someday, the secret is going to come out. And when it does, I want people to know what we did, how hard we worked and what we had to sacrifice along the way.
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14 Nov 2024
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Mr. Lancer was a teacher first and foremost. He taught English to ungrateful teenagers, and he was in charge of the safety of his students while they were under his care.
But he wasn't blind.
He knew that there was something wrong with Daniel Fenton.
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- Part 1 of 2020 Handwritten Pieces
- Part 2 of What People Forget
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14 Oct 2024
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In Which Uraraka Ochako Decides to End the World by ijustwanttodestroy
Fandoms: 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga)
24 Jan 2025
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Ochako knows what would happen if she nullifies gravity from Earth.
It’s very simple—rocket science sort of simple, in fact. What would happen is—are you ready? Okay, here we go, what would happen is: everyone would die.
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The guard stared at him for a moment, blue eyes blown wide behind his mask.
It was then the Pythia looked down at the hand outstretched between them. The prosthetic was made of intricately carved metal, covered in vines and flowers twisting together with the shimmer of enchantments reflecting in the purple glow.
And although the guard’s sleeve was covering his wrist, he knew that in the place where metal met flesh, there was a pair of dark angel wings tattooed on his skin.
He was right. This wasn’t a real guard.
This was a Deathling.
or, Wilbur is an oracle known as the Pythia, chosen to receive dreams of the future from the goddess Clara. One day, he receives a dream warning him that during a ball Emperor Schlatt is hosting, the Deathlings—terrorists who worship the goddess of Death—will launch an attack. When his warning goes ignored, he knows there's going to be consequences.
He doesn't expect one of those consequences to include him getting kidnapped by a teenager.
aka, a cyberpunk fantasy fusion au with lots of religious trauma
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- Part 2 of sleepyhead
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and the stars reached back by bonesandthebees (bonesandcacti)
Fandom: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game)
22 May 2023
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But With Everybody Watching Us (Our Every Move) We Do Have Reputations by whoknowsidont
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game)
11 Feb 2023
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Tommy's family was never. . .sound.
Technoblade left as soon as he could. Wilbur, tired of raising his kid brother, ran as well.
Which left Tommy to grow up alone with his father, who's desperately trying to make amends for his years of neglect.
And even though he's long since forgiven his father, and the two have found some semblance of peace, there's still one secret that no one in his family knows.
He has magic powers, and he fights supervillians after school.Or, The story of how Tommy became New York City's first and only superhero. All while trying to make amends with his broken family.
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“I just thought— I don’t know. I guess you seemed… scared. Of me.”
Siren sighs. One hand comes up to his face, and Tommy freezes. No. Don’t take your mask off. I can’t look at you, not now.
But the villain just runs a hand through his hair, letting out a shuddering breath. “You… you kinda changed? I swear, you’re acting so different, Toms. I just don’t know what happened.”
That’s my line, Tommy’s heart mumbles. That’s my hell.
But his mouth manages to shape the words, even if his heart refuses to believe them.
“No. Nothing happened.”
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Rage is a very, very tricky thing because at first, it seems simple. You don’t get what you want—you get angry. Someone insults you—you get angry. Someone tries to fight you—and well, you get angry. Simple enough, right?
Well then, what about when there are no warning signs? What about when it’s like a switch being flipped? What about when your local superhero has just saved you from a near death experience and he places a hand on your shoulder and tells you that you’re ‘safe’ and then you get angry.
What then?
Miles slaps the gloved hand off of him.
He says:
“I’m going to kill you.”
And has never meant something more in his entire life.
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- Part 2 of one, two, three (is a feeling)
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A collection of ~1-10k oneshots for assorted AUs.
Ft. Clonetrooper Crimeboys, Foster/Superhero SBI, TLOU Bedrock Bros, and other assorted brainrot, as well as a fluff-to-angst meter to give you a bit of warning :P
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13 Sep 2023
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chapter 6 royalty is a required read
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Ex-best-friends Tommy and Tubbo are forced to write their final paper together — “Promising Local Superheroes.” When Tommy picks his alter ego, Procyon, Tubbo makes his distaste for the hero clear. Tommy's used to it. They haven't been friends for a year.
That doesn't mean it doesn't hurt. Maybe getting tossed in a pond will clear his head.
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“Bullshit. That’s the dumbest thing you could do.”
“And why would that be?”
Too many responses to count flashed through Tommy’s mind. This man was going to kill him, there was no denying that. No denying that Tommy had been stupid. That mantra had gotten him through the night, sure, but it wasn’t true, and now he was going to die.
In the forest, he didn't know what was coming to kill him. Now, though, he knew it would be this man, with his soft cloak and softer eyes, Tommy wasn’t so afraid.
Might as well encourage him to make it quick.
“Because I know where you live, you rebel fuck,” he spat. “I know exactly where we are.”
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Or, the SBI coven adopts a foul-mouthed child soldier with trust issues.Series
- Part 1 of Mercyverse
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There is honor among thieves.
So, when Tommy’s biggest heist he’s ever done is interrupted by a group of three people who happened to be planning to steal from the same, filthy rich man’s mansion… he can’t just leave them to die. Especially not since he was on his own and the other thieves had managed to accidentally set off the alarm.
Now, they all have to work together to escape as security rapidly closes in on them.
…And, maybe Tommy somehow finds a family in the midst of it all.
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Or, Phil, Techno, and Wilbur are very confused as to why there is a teenager successfully stealing from the same place they had slaved over for months to break into. They have their concerns.
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Let God Say Fuck by DeerlyAza, OfFeathersAndWax
Fandom: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game)
25 Jul 2024
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Wax and Aza's superhero/vigilante and god AU mix! Filled with Benchtrio and SBI ^^
Fic order:
They were not Gods - written by Wax (is a prequel with Overworld (Tommy) and how he reacted to Prime and XD 'dying')
Angst? In my AU? It's more likely than you think - mostly written by Aza (technically starts before the main fic, is a oneshot book for most tubbo and ranboo (and their backstory), as well as deleted or extra scenes, ongoing)
And the Universe said: "I'm not a fucking child!" - mostly written by Wax (first actual book in the series, completed)
it's lonely, being Everything and having No One - written by Wax (takes place in between the first book and the sequel)
And the Universe said: "We're like brothers!" - written by Wax (sequel to the first book, ongoing)- Words:
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And the Universe said: "I'm not a fucking child!" by DeerlyAza, OfFeathersAndWax
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game)
20 Feb 2023
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Tommy was a tired God who's sick of sleeping all the time. He goes down to the mortal world and discovers heroes, vigilantes, and villains. He gets dragged into it forcefully by his new friends - who also dragged him forcefully into their lives - and, honestly? He doesn't regret a thing. Being a vigilante is fun! Even if he has to hide the fact that he's a God from them. And then he has to hide the fact that he's a vigilante from the heroes who he now works for and have taken an interest in him. Should be easy, right? Well...
He should be able to do at least one of those things!
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“Congrats, you've met Ranboo, we’re now kidnapping you.”“Wait what-”
“Tubbo, wait, you said we’d talk about this first-”
-Or, I saw God AUs, all of the Vigilante Tommy AUs, then thought "but what if i put them together" and then I did and now this exists!!
(Benchtrio & SBI with a focus on Benchtrio)edited 3/14/24: replaced wilbur with an OC named willis instead because i can't reasonably edit him out at this point.
edited 12/21/24: chapters 1-8 rewritten to flow better, other chapters to be edited in the future :]Series
- Part 3 of Let God Say Fuck
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“So here’s the deal,” Ranboo had explained, “There’s one account at my parents’ company that’s set aside for ‘discretionary spending.’ My mom and dad can charge anything to it: vacations, new cars, grocery bills…”
“So what does that have to do with us?” Tommy asked, trying not to get frustrated by how easy Ranboo's life sounded.
“You want us to steal money from it,” Tubbo whispered, eyes wide.
Or: Tommy, Tubbo, and Ranboo have a plan to get money fast. However, in a city that's run the Syndicate mob, life's never that easy.