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    Shane rolls his eyes and spits onto the ice. “Gonna play a clean game, Rozanov?”

    Ilya laughs. “Unless you give me reason not to, Hollander.”

    “That’s pretty weak.”

    “Just like your backhand.”

    “Oh fuck off.”

    Ilya shakes his head, tutting. “Not good enough, Hollander, sorry. Want to try again?”

    Shane huffs. “Don’t have time, gonna be busy kicking your ass.”

    Ilya glances at the warm up timer, realizing belatedly that they actually only have a few more minutes. “Alright, fine. I will be expecting better during the game!”

    “Expect whatever you want, Rozanov.” Shane pauses. “Except for winning. You’re not getting that.”

    “Ooh, good one! Keep ‘em coming!”

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    In which Shane and Ilya are mic'd up during a Voyagers v Centaurs game. They get into a chirp-off. That's is.

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    16 Apr 2026

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    Derek is head of a security company.

    Stiles is his newest recruit.

    It's pretty clear that Stiles is the worst security guard in the history of ever - but not everything is as it seems.

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    16 Apr 2026

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    And with that Stiles' slightly-creepy-still-mostly-just-amusing afternoon (and night) came to a dramatic, screeching halt. Because no absolutely not NO was Stiles allowed to be attracted to a stupid, pixelated avatar that was slightly influenced by Derek Hale's character. No.

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    15 Apr 2026

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    12 Apr 2026

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    Scott was the one who called the meeting, which was how he knew he had officially lost control of the situation.
    “I’m just saying,” he started again, “things keep going wrong. We used to be better at this.”
    “We used to have someone who did all the homework,” Lydia muttered.
    “And who thought about traps,” Kira added.
    “And backup plans,” said Boyd.
    “And bribed the janitor to let us into the boiler room so we could kill that sewer wraith,” said Isaac.
    Scott blinked. “Wait, what?”
    “Don’t worry about it,” Erica grinned. “Point is, Stiles handled logistics. All of them. Quietly. And you let him.”
    Jackson, ever the tactful one, said, “You guys were codependent as hell and now your emotional support gremlin doesn’t come around and we’re all going to die.”
    “Can we not call him a gremlin?” Derek growled.

    Or: The Pack realizes how much they relied on Stiles, but they believe they've lost him forever. Peter isn't helpful, so they come up with the most ridiculous ways to get him "pack" (hehe).

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    12 Apr 2026