Calamity_J
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Definition: The Spark of Hope by Calamity_J
Fandoms: Mass Effect Trilogy, Mass Effect - All Media Types
25 Aug 2025
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A single decision. A selfish, desperate desire for a change. The moment, where the entire galactic history stood at a dangerous crossroads. One path leading into the darkness of destruction, the other towards the light of salvation.
A story expanding creatively on the background of the Earthborn Joyce Shepard.
🔸 How did a gray soul, with no ID or official record, gain her trademark name?
🔸 Why would a gang-raised, authority distrusting teen from the streets even want to enlist in the first place?
🔸 How could the close relationship between her and David Anderson start out and grow into what we know from the canon and why?
🔸 And what role did Adrien Victus play so early on in this story, to earn himself a nickname "Pajama guy"?Read to find out 😉 because we all have our own version of canon to tell 🥰
Set roughly 15 years after the First Contact War.
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- Part 1 of Definition: The Last Cycle
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Case File: [REDACTED] by Calamity_J for UnhingedByChoice
Fandoms: Mass Effect Trilogy, Mass Effect - All Media Types
20 Aug 2025
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Rules and regulations apply to everyone. Even to the bondmate of one Castis Vakarian. Especially to her. Being a Spectre doesn’t exempt Jane Shepard from bringing suspicious cargo onto the Citadel… and when she dares to try? Well ... the consequences followed lightning fast. 😏
And now a former general turned C-Sec officer, Septimus Oraka, is about to get a priceless, hands-on lesson in just how tricky handling humans can be — under a very close oversight of certain Head Inspector Vakarian. 😈
🚨 Mind the tags and warnings inside! 🚨
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- Part 2 of The Blue Horn(i)
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Doctor's orders by Calamity_J for SonnieMesa
Fandoms: Mass Effect Trilogy, Mass Effect - All Media Types
11 Aug 2025
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Duty is a cruel spouse. Both Karin Chakwas and Septimus Oraka know it too well. But even if their beds grow colder with every passing night, no one says it has to stay that way forever ...
... aka age is just a number. Just beware of the old bones 😏
Written as assignment for Fornax 2025.
Prompt: Karin/Oraka: The older aged couple engaging in a slightly clumsy but passionate and intimate lovemaking. Fairly vanilla, Chakwas riding Septimus to completion preferred.
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- Part 4 of Clit & Co.
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... and that's how I've met Commander Shepard by Calamity_J
Fandoms: Mass Effect Trilogy, Mass Effect - All Media Types
19 Jul 2025
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A short vignette I dug out of my archive.
One of the ideas about how Anderson and Earthborn Shepard could have met for the first time. Written with intention to continue this into bigger plot, but I eventually came up with something else and better fitting for the Definition saga.
Now it's narratively obsolete, but ... hey, I think it's still funny 🤭 So I decided to share.
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- Part 2 of Miscellaneous Odds and Ends
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- English
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- 1,649
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- 1/1
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To Celebrate the Easter by Calamity_J
Fandoms: Mass Effect Trilogy, Mass Effect - All Media Types
20 Apr 2025
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Easter celebrations are different in every corner of the world. Or a galaxy for that matter.
So what happens when certain pair comes across an obscure, but very real way of celebrating the upcoming spring? Life? Rejuvenation? And fertility?
Hint: It might not be eggs that will end up painted ...
A short vignette about celebrating in Shepard-Vakarian style.
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- Part 3 of Clit & Co.
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The Blue Horn(i) by Calamity_J
Fandom: Mass Effect - All Media Types, Mass Effect Trilogy
20 Aug 2025
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Neat little basket with big blue ribbon on top of it, holding all the unadulterated horni stuff inspired by universum created by BlueClanMarkings and her An Eye for an Eye story.
Because what started as innocent enough idea of a gift already turned into several variously unhinged ideas for other pieces, all featuring her take on characters found in the above mentioned story :3
Who doesn't horn with us, horns against us!
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Place to go when I need to scratch an itch. Or several. Repeatedly :3
Loosely based on my headcannons for "my Mass Effect universum" that is still under construction.
Pairings revolving around various turians and of course, Fem!Shep. Because once you go turian, there's no going back and sharing is caring :3
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Miscellaneous Odds and Ends by Calamity_J
Fandom: Mass Effect - All Media Types, Mass Effect Trilogy
19 Jul 2025
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Miscellaneous Odds and Ends aka MOE ... things that doesn't fit anywhere else (for now).
Because order must be kept.Assorted mix of snippets, stories and other stuff not directly related to the saga Definition or just borderline touching it on tanget. Or ... even completely unrelated to it.
Order of stories is not indicative of anything, first published, first to be read 🙃
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Definition: The Last Cycle by Calamity_J
Fandom: Mass Effect - All Media Types, Mass Effect Trilogy
25 Aug 2025
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Biography of the Commander Joyce Shepard.
From how she enlisted with the Alliance, over her tales, adventures and mishaps during military assignments all the way to our dear Mass Effect series, through and even beyond.
Earthborn and Infiltrator, with a distinguished bad girl streak (Renegon) 😈.
Hidden participant of Skyllian Blitz, recognized survivor of Akuze, who keeps a running tally of doom regarding the turian breed. Funny, how things always seem to go wrong, when they get involved with her in any way. 😈😏Will they be the death of her or will she find the right ones to stick with and embrace what galaxy has to offer? 😉
Shakarian all the way in a truly slow burn & build.***
Summary and details to be found in the Series notes.
***🔥 Heavily inspired by saga penned by @BlueClanMarkings. Currently undergoing a rewrite, but the original work is already to die for. 🙏
🔥 Another trove of inspiration regarding turian headcannons is @Kayoni. Must read if you love turians! 🙏
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A short take to a strong alliance that would form if Nihlus survives Saren's betrayal.
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Bookmarked by Calamity_J
12 Aug 2025
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What could have been... Or rather what absolutely needed to happen in canon 😈 if canon could get rated E 🤣 🙈
Nihlus as the best mentor ever 🤤😏
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you haven't said no yet by UnhingedByChoice for Calamity_J
Fandoms: Mass Effect - All Media Types
11 Aug 2025
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Their mates have joked for years that they should’ve just ended up together. They always laughed it off.
That was until Fedorian asked if Castis wanted to have sex.
Now they’re in bed together, it’s way too late at night, and the real punchline?
Castis hasn’t said no yet.
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- Part 8 of The Turian Daddy Works
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- English
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- 5,223
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Bookmarked by Calamity_J
12 Aug 2025
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One of those headcannons that are to die for 🙏 Platonic, friendly, spicy... A first time in a sense... And yet incredibly scorching hot 🥵🥵🥵
Cold shover (or several) afterwards are downright mandatory 🥵🥵🥵