CallMeASmartass



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    "Show me your true colors
    In their blinding brightness,
    Like they glow in the night
    When you are dreaming,
    Forget about the others,
    The unbearable lightness,
    Of our being"

    "What the hell is this, the new national anthem for the assholes trying to justify the fact that they have no fucking say in who they get to love?"

    On a persons 21st birthday, they would discover the first name of their soulmate. John had waited his entire life for the moment, while Dave loathed the very idea of being paired with someone against his will. However, when the moment actually comes, both react much different than anyone would have thought.

    (Written by: Hammer)

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    24 Feb 2014

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    Some guy is lying in your bed. This is a guy you’ve known for about nine years and have been going out with for, like, two. It just so happens that on this day, the thirteenth of April, is this guy’s birthday. Though it was twenty something years ago that life was shoved up his ass, it was eleven years ago that he began having shitass nightmares and his life basically became complete crap. It is only today, though, that he’ll find out why.

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    23 Feb 2014

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    After the August drudgery of John Egbert's senior year, Dave Strider makes a sudden reappearance in Washington after years abroad with his brothers. Eager to recreate the quartet they'd formed with Rose and Jade as kids, John is met by family dissonance, way too much coffee for kids who are so tall, and one too many problems that can't be solved with flow-charts.

    The re-connection with Dave, however, is the easiest thing in the world -- and, given the fact that it's 1956, that might just be the biggest problem of all.

    John/Dave || 50sstuck || Humor + Angst in Equal Measure

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    01 Feb 2014

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    Dave is home alone as Bro has left for a few days. Enjoying his freedom to get in some much needed "relief", Dave pays little attention to John's observation that his Dad and Dave's Bro always seem to go on business trips at the same time. But maybe it's not such a coincidence after all...

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    19 Jan 2014

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    Dave tries to kill himself and ends up in a coma that's instantly deemed fatal. Meanwhile, John finds a series of letters addressed to him depicting all of Dave's feelings towards him.

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    13 Dec 2013

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