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“Jesus, what was I thinking. Of course I’m insane. Really, Enid? You think Death is a goth girl in pigtails and a fringe, and her name is a day of the week?” Enid asked rhetorically as she waved her hands in the air dramatically.
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The one where Enid is a trauma surgeon and Death aka Wednesday keeps popping into her life. A story about love, life, and loss.
TW alcoholism, physical abuse, and major character death/suicide (but not in the way you think, kinda like Agatha/Rio).
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Can’t Remember Everything We Said (But We Said Too Much) by Calm_Fire
Fandoms: Wednesday (TV 2022)
07 Jan 2024
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In the wake of their near death experience, Wednesday needs physical reassurance that Enid’s alive. She doesn’t understand how to express it, but Enid’s always known her better than herself.
“Wednesday shuddered. Soft would not do. Wednesday bunched the collar of Enid’s nightshirt in her hand and yanked sharply, pressing and moulding the two bodies together, as if any gaps of air between them should be suffocated. “
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The one where Beatrice didn’t mean to stop the wedding.
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“You are the answer, Ms. Silva. Your very existence is a scientific miracle.” Beatrice paused. “We want to transfer you to a medical facility in order to create a vaccine.”
Ava took a short breath and feigned a thoughtful expression. “Hmm…No.”
Beatrice was caught off guard. “What do you mean ‘no’?”
“No means no, Captain. Consent is sexy. I’m sure even you remember that from before the outbreak.” Beatrice felt her face heat up, much to Ava’s delight, but it was a cross between embarrassment and irritation at this girl’s bratty behavior. Here she was, turning down an opportunity to save the world from a living nightmare.
Or Ava’s immune to cordyceps infection and Beatrice is ordered to take her to a medical facility. Cue adventure and falling in love along the way.
The Last of Us AU with a spin.
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Josie could feel a friendly warmth radiating from the cut. She couldn’t help the fleeting thought that, up close, Penelope smelled like vanilla and her eyes had little gold flecks when the sun hit them just right.
Or AU when Josie and Penelope meet in kindergarten and find themselves complicating the simplest love story in history.
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Seven years ago, Enid and Wednesday's paths diverged after their High School graduation. It seemed unlikely that their paths would ever cross again.
That is until Wednesday's neighbours, Claire and Joe Wainwright, make the decision to accept their son's offer to move into the cottage on his property. The only problem? They need to sell their current home first.
The Addams family have no desire to see Claire and Joe move, and the various agents and realtors of Smith&Townes befall a series of unfortunate ‘accidents' at the hands of the Addams family.
In a last ditch effort to get the Wainwrights out of their home by Christmas, Smith&Townes take a chance on an up-and-coming realtor from one of their satellite offices.
Enid Sinclair has four months to sell a house, evading the schemes of various Addams family members along the way. She knows she might live to regret it but she's too good at her job not to try.
But what happens when our former friends meet? Can friendship survive enemy fire? And what do they do about that awkward crush they've both been avoiding for seven years?
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Enid tries to sell a house, but Wednesday won't let her. Cue the shenanigans.- Language:
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10 Mar 2024
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“Are you not afraid, Enid?”
“Oh, almost always.” A soft smile radiates. “But not as much when I’m with you.”
“What if…” Her throat is dry. “I am also afraid?”
The smile simply grows. A golden hand grasps her own. “Then we’ll be afraid together.”
Enid Sinclair, new Head Ranger on Patrol, has a lot of adjusting to do. In addition to a hectic work-life balance, she struggles with becoming less than half human. Meanwhile, her girlfriend suffers through the agony of physical existence.
It’s a busy summer at the national park.
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- Part 2 of Parks, Barks, Horror Arcs
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10 Mar 2024
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When vlogger @EnidSinFlair moved into a fixer-upper #ForTheViews, she expected to put up boutique wallpaper, get the best night of sleep ever with a mattress brand deal, and hopefully be sponsored by those Velcro, interchangeable rugs. Enid never anticipated needing to learn how to do demolition for mold removal, fix electrical, and especially – deal with the critters that come with owning a house that is more than one hundred years old. Unable to take it, she reaches out to a cryptic ad for pest removal that brings an even more mysterious young woman into her life.
Wednesday arrives at the house and discovers the mess that Enid has is far beyond the scope of the influencer’s abilities, she decides to offer assistance with her myriad of skills (mostly just so she doesn’t kill herself on camera trying to install a lighting fixture). She soon learns that Enid isn't the girl she claims to be on camera, but Wednesday's got plenty of secrets of her own that need to be revealed.
An unexpected partnership turns into so much more in an AU, multi-chapter adventure.
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10 Mar 2024
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Away went Enid’s joyous coworker fantasies, filed back into the same cabinet as fairies, unicorns, and Taylor Swift coming out as gay.
“I know places we can hide” would never be a lyric about closeted lesbian romance, and Wednesday Addams would never be the coworker of her dreams.
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Wednesday joins the staff at Nevermore Café. It's the worst thing that could've happened. Until it starts being a little bit okay.- Language:
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10 Mar 2024
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Wednesday Addams tries to piece together how it all happened.
How the disdain for her roommate morphed from slight concern into a reluctant fondness, which then mutated into unabashed romantic affection. It felt inevitable, but in a rare kind of way. Like if her parents sneezed differently eight years ago, Enid Sinclair wouldn’t even be a part of her life.
Is this how good luck feels? As if there has been a huge cosmic fuck-up that’s entirely in your favor? And you’re terrified that one day, some executive is going to review the files and fix this glaring anomaly? Then angrily yell at a low-level employee for such a rookie mistake before firing them?
Nothing else makes sense. “Good” things don’t happen to the Addams family. They are a magnet for misfortune.
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10 Mar 2024