Calxe
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Will these actions haunt my days? Every man I've slain? by Calxe
Fandoms: Cookie Run (Video Game)
05 Jun 2026
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Eons ago, five Emissaries were set upon the world to right the wrongs of their creators. Many a beast ran afoul; old, experimental creatures too miserable to survive but too powerful to die.
In which the Beasts corrupt.
Fic title & all chapter titles from "Just a Man" from Epic The Musical
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- Part 3 of God of Falsehoods
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Adoption is not a lengthy process in xianxia China by Calxe
Fandoms: Cookie Run (Video Game), 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
29 Apr 2026
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Wei Ying gets kidnapped off the streets of Yiling by White Lily and Pure Vanilla
(first part of a series I'm working on)
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- Part 1 of Who walks among the famous living dead
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It Takes the Truth to Fool Me by Calxe
Fandoms: Cookie Run (Video Game), 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga)
12 Apr 2026
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Shadow Milk Cookie appears in Musutafu, Japan, and hasn't a clue on what being a human is like. Maybe he should attend a human school to try and learn?
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In which Shadow Milk Cookie will follow the young heroes of UA on their wonderful journey (and perhaps place the seeds of doubt and chaos in their minds), probably end up murdering someone, and try to take down hero society! Because, what better way to destroy one's enemies than to tear them apart from the inside?
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Also a place where I'm just going to end up rambling about Headcanons in the notes lol
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I'm not dead I swear this is still getting updates I'm just slow as fuck with writing (slow updates)
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Title from the song "I Can't Decide" by Scissor Sisters
Series
- Part 1 of God of Falsehoods
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So Pick Me From the Dark and Pull Me From the Grave by Calxe
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, Cookie Run (Video Game)
05 Feb 2026
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After an awful, awful three way battle between the Beasts, Dark Enchantress Cookie and her minions, and the Ancients, the first wielders of the Soul Jams crumble with nothing but each other left.
People say your life flashes before your eyes when you die, but the Five had lived for so long. Yet... everything was so monotonous. Centuries slaving away, fulfilling the desires of lesser cookies. Even more spent trapped under that blasted tree.
Few people, fewer things stood out to them in life.
One of those things was Proud Immortal Demon's way.
Not because it was good, but because it was just the opposite. The worst story they had ever had the misfortune of reading. It was such a terrible tale that it was the one thing their minds locked on as they perished.
To wake up in that world as canonfodder, or, witches forbid, one of Luo Binghe's wives? They will do anything to get the plot as far away as possible from the original storyline.
All titles from Still Feel. by Half Alive
This is not in line with the canon of the Bingzhu extra
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Hansel and Gretel are looking for their missing father.
Red is looking for companions to help bring cookies to Grandmother.
Goldie is simply trying to not get arrested.
As luck would have it, the four meet and continue their travels together, with only some issues along the way.
Cross posted to Tumblr, and Tapas
Recent series
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God of Falsehoods by Calxe
Fandom Cookie Run (Video Game), 僕のヒーローアカデミア | Boku no Hero Academia | My Hero Academia (Anime & Manga)
05 Jun 2026
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My CRK x MHA au!! featuring other backstory drabbles and one shots
- Words:
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Who walks among the famous living dead by Calxe
Fandom Cookie Run (Video Game), 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
29 Apr 2026
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Mid-Season-One Zuko is held for ransom by Chief Hakoda. Ozai's replies to the Water Tribe's demands are A+ Parenting. Hakoda is… deeply concerned, for this son that isn't his, and who might be safer among enemies than with his own father.
Podfic and translations in Dutch, German, Hungarian, Russian, Spanish, and Ukrainian now available! See chapter one author notes for links.
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The engineer takes my hand. His skin runs hot. Very hot. He doesn't let go at what I would gauge as a socially-acceptable handshake time interval. Are we just holding hands in the middle of the lab-workshop space? Guess we are.
"I'm Rocky," he finally introduces himself. He has a hint of an accent, something lilting, melodic. I can't really place it.
"Rocky," I repeat, slowly. "Like the movies?"
"No," Rocky deadpans, giving me a look like I'm stupid. "Like the rocks."
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- Part 1 of There Will Be Sun
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After the Quiet Rapture, three factions were left behind. The Children of Eden; a nationalistic Martian death cult. The Consolidation of Iron (C.O.I.); a conglomerate of four (now three) space stations and two spacecraft focused on the survival of the human race at all costs. And the Eridian Exploratory Colony (Erid); a self-sufficient deep space exploratory craft that's new purpose is to learn what happened and thinks Eden and the C.O.I. need to chill the fuck out.
Dr. Ryland Grace is a Eridian scientist sent to AT-5 for a status update on the research being done there. On his first night there, he makes contact with the SM-13 and meets Simon who proposes a new theory of what happened. What if it was just a few stations that went missing and not the whole universe?
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Ghosts We Keep by meowoongi
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, Batman - All Media Types, Justice League - All Media Types
10 Oct 2025
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Before Bruce Wayne became Gotham’s shadow, he was just a boy at a party, bored of champagne, laughter, and the suffocating weight of expectations. Then he met Shen Yuan, a sharp-tongued, morbidly witty, brilliant, and entirely honest boy.
Years later, Bruce is Batman, and Shen Yuan is… someone else.
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The Beast's Self-Saving System by Yuan (bamboo_incense)
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, Cookie Run (Video Game)
29 Jun 2026
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The Fount of Knowledge was a die-hard bookworm. He read every single piece of literature available to him, regardless of whether he completely agreed with the logic or misunderstood the feelings poured into the script (he wasn’t well-versed in cookie emotions, the genius of him).
He considered himself an enjoyer of every book!
Until he finished Proud Immortal Demon Way. If he could reverse time to when the Witches first gave him a thick, thick handwritten book, he would’ve smacked it from their hands and cut off all possible contact! Proud Immortal Demon Way was- was- ughhh, it was Shit!
Shadow Milk Cookie still thought the same way: the bookworm trait baked into his first dough hadn’t escaped him, even with a new body and better personality. So when he woke up in said world after his fateful Final Battle (TM) with Pure Vanilla Cookie, it was no surprise at how enraged he was. Even in death, the Witches continued to mess with him!!!
... Or was it really Proud Immortal Demon Way?