CantBelieveItsNotGay
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when it feels like i’m lost at sea (you’re the song i sing again and again) by Falahime
Fandoms: 天官赐福 - 墨香铜臭 | Tiān Guān Cì Fú - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
23 Aug 2025
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“But my brother’s just a baby!”
The Water God demanded a sacrifice. And the one he’d chosen as his ‘bride’ was none other than Shi Wudu’s infant brother.
“He has been chosen,” the priest explained. “But the Water God has no taste for infants; in ten years, he’ll demand his bride.”
“Ten years…” Shi Wudu repeated thoughtfully.
There would be no escaping this. Even with a ten year reprieve, they couldn’t run, couldn’t hide. The kingdom existed only as long as the Water God was appeased—now that the bride had been chosen, the palace would have people watching them. And even if they could flee from their mortal watchers, the Water God had marked his bride and would be able to find him anywhere. The child was now his.
But because the kingdom existed if the Water God was appeased, the family of the sacrifice would receive royal favor; Shi Wudu’s life would be one of riches and ease and all he had to do was throw his brother into the ocean.
Could he sacrifice his little brother?
No.
But could he sacrifice someone else?
He had ten years to find a perfect substitute.
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19 Sep 2025
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Jason stood in the foyer of Wayne Manor and felt infinitesimal. He was a spec of dust, a grain of sand, a molecule of dirt on the Mona Lisa, or something.
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Jason has been taken in by Bruce Wayne, some things go right, some things go very, very, wrongsequel to seventeen going under - you really need to read that one first
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- Part 2 of something in the static
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21 Aug 2025
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something in the static by BoneRot19
Fandom: Batman - All Media Types, DCU, DCU (Comics)
26 Feb 2025
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Jason Todd's parents didn't die when he was a kid, Jason didn't steal Batman's tires (technically), Jason lives.
He's seventeen, and everything is going to hell.
He's seventeen, and everything might be okay.
(series name is from not strong enough by boygenius)
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21 Aug 2025
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(you kept me like a secret) i kept you like an oath by gatheringwool
Fandoms: Batman - All Media Types, Batman (Comics)
13 Nov 2022
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Jason always knew everyone would flip out when they found out about him and Bruce.
He just always assumed it would be more along the lines of Jason, you dirty whore you. Not whatever the hell this was.
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01 Aug 2025
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Cellmates by Aryashi
Fandoms: 人渣反派自救系统 - 墨香铜臭 | The Scum Villain's Self-Saving System - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
03 Apr 2025
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Shen Qingiqu has many complaints about his transmigration. If his shitty System let him submit complaint tickets, he would never stop writing them! From the moment he arrived, he has been forced into a glitchy, uncooperative shell, with the voice of the Scum Villain in the back of his head. But thoughts are just thoughts, and they can be ignored easily enough. Or, used to his advantage! What better way to avoid OOC point deductions than to base his responses on the man himself, right?
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In a moment of overconfidence, a transmigrator says precisely the wrong thing to precisely the wrong man.
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16 Jun 2025