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Kakashi is wearing the standard jounin uniform, but the flak jacket is missing, and that's when Obito sees it.
Them.
The boobs.
"What the fuck?" Obito says before he can stop himself. Kakashi stares without moving a single muscle, so Obito keeps talking. "Why are you a woman?"
"I've always been a woman. It's not my fault no one bothered enough to ask until I grew tits."
"Wh-" Obito starts to ask questions, but he doesn't even know where to begin. His mouth moves without permission, just like it has since Madara stopped controlling Obito's every action and thought. "Why are you hot?"
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Sometimes leadership is stepping back, not stepping up by Cantabo
Fandoms: Letterkenny (TV)
26 Jun 2020
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“He’s a liability, and I wouldn’t trust him in a leadership role.” -Bob McKenzie, TSN
Set during 8.02.
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Daryl is 10 ply until someone fucks with Wayne.
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@LauraHale: I just want everyone to know that I will only accept @stilesformiles as Derek’s one true love from now on. U can marry my baby bro any day, stiles.
>@DerekHale replying to @LauraHale: Laura, please stop. Please, please stop. PLEASE STOP EMAILING ME WEDDING GOWNS.
>@coracoracora retweeted @LauraHale: Laura, whatever you do, do not stop emailing Derek wedding gowns
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“Well, I’m not giving you a ticket.”
“Oh, well, thank you. I really appreciate that”
“No, believe me, I wanted to write you one. But your husband asked me to tell you to go straight home, and to let you know that you’re in a lot of trouble, and that seemed like enough punishment to me.” The officer even has the good graces to smirk at him, because apparently everyone thinks Stiles’ misfortune is hilarious.
“Great, thank you, officer.”
“Good luck.” The officer walks back to his car snickering.
Stiles is so fucked.
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Unorthodox Teaching Methods by dopaminedepriveddoormat
Fandoms: Call of Duty (Video Games)
28 Jul 2025
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"Y'know, you have a starin' problem," Simon commented, voice rich with playful warmth, dropping into something undeniably flirtatious—far removed from their earlier professional interaction. "You do it throughout all of my lectures."
John froze, eyes darting away quickly, embarrassment fierce and immediate. "Fuck, sorry…"
Simon tutted gently, stepping closer, the gravel crunching softly beneath his boots. He reached out slowly, gently catching John’s chin with careful fingers, tilting his face back up until their gazes locked again. "I like when you look at me."
John's breath caught sharply, chest tightening with anticipation. He leaned unconsciously into Simon's touch, eyes wide, earnest, searching for confirmation. "You flirt with all your students like this, or…?"
Simon laughed quietly, a soft, honest sound, thumb brushing tenderly along John's jawline, igniting another fiery burst of heat within his gut. "No," Simon confessed gently, his voice deepening into something earnest, vulnerable. "It's a line I haven't crossed—until you."
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Or, John Mactavish is down bad for his university professor, Simon Riley.
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23 Sep 2025
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"The plan is I fuck you until it takes," Simon mutters, kneeling down now so that he's sat firmly between Johnny's spread thighs. "I got a month for it and if that doesn't work, then I take you back to Scotland and I do it there.”
"We got married six days ago."
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Simon’s always a step ahead.
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or alternatively “Dennis Tries to Kill Himself: MacDennis Remix”
Originally for the 2017 MacDennis Big Bang, but alas.
They don’t have a falling out so much as a slowly drifting apart. Being a dad makes Dennis tired, so tired sometimes he feels like he might never have energy again, and that means that he stops checking in with Mac as often. Eventually, they stop talking. Mac gets a boyfriend. Dennis stops taking his medication.
After Dennis attempts suicide, Mandy insists he return to Philadelphia with the gang, and she will follow with Brian Jr. when she can. Faced with an unwanted recovery, a failed family, and feelings he would rather ignore, Dennis is forced to navigate uncharted waters within himself and within his relationship with Mac.
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tonight, in this house, we drown by orphan_account
Fandoms: It's Always Sunny in Philadelphia
18 Feb 2019
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"But he can’t stand it anymore. A childlike instinct takes over, his long dormant need to protect Mac rearing it’s head for the second time that night."
"Mac Finds His Pride" aftermath.
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if i stayed by moonrot (moonwreck)
Fandoms: 鬼滅の刃 | Kimetsu no Yaiba (Manga), 鬼滅の刃 | Demon Slayer: Kimetsu no Yaiba (Anime)
22 Jul 2020
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Sanemi knows they aren’t really together, even if they like to play pretend sometimes.
That's okay, he'll still take Giyuu any way he can have him. But beneath the thrills of their moonlit trysts, there lives a heartbeat of hidden hope:
Maybe one night, Giyuu will stay.
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20 Jun 2025