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    Shane leaves that Vegas penthouse suite feeling wretched, and like an idiot, and like he never wants to see Ilya Rozanov again.

    Except, well. Then there are zombies.

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    15 Jun 2026

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    Shane genuinely never thought this would happen to him. Always thought that this was something you heard about in tv shows, heard about on the local news, read about online. He never thought it would be him.

    Evidently, he thought wrong.

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    shane gets roofied at a club, and has one of the worst nights of his life. luckily he doesnt have to go through the aftermath alone

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    09 Jun 2026

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    08 Jun 2026

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    Between college, his night shift, and the other thing, Shane really doesn't have time to 'get to know' Ilya Rozanov. The man is clearly dangerous and obviously infuriating, and Shane totally does. Not. Have. Time.

    Ilya doesn't do attachments, and he never does favors. He shouldn't give in to the urge to take care of this idiot student who was so mean to him, and he really shouldn't become so invested in his well-being.

    The one where Ilya's the heir to a mafia syndicate, Shane really needs to get some sleep, and Hayden is not allowed to share his hats. There's passive-aggressive caretaking, more secrets than necessary, and bickering that can be heard through the walls.

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    07 Jun 2026

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    He wants to see Ilya with his own eyes, in person. He wants to ask him, invite him, to the cottage. He’s been rehearsing the conversation in front of the mirror for days. In his head, for weeks before that.

    The universe, as always, takes Shane’s carefully curated plan and curb stomps it.

    Because they never even make it to the rink.

     

    (or, the zombie apocalypse hits right before a pivotal montreal v boston game. shane and hayden make a mad dash across the city to save a few of our favourite russians.)

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    03 Jun 2026

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