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After the Boys(TM) leave Konoha, Sakura is left all alone. Luckily, Kakashi doesn't abandon his teammates and takes it upon himself to make Sakura his apprentice, much to Lady Tsunade's frustration.
Turns out, "Kakashi's Apprentice" is a position that comes with a lot of attention. Wanted or otherwise.
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The Cursed Seal of Heaven has a very specific purpose—to heighten and aggravate emotions and physical strength. After all, a man obsessed is a man easily manipulated.
And there is no one more obsessive than Sasuke Uchiha.
Orochimaru is counting on the seal to amplify Sasuke’s need for vengeance and power until he comes crawling to Orochimaru on his own, thirsting for the knowledge to defeat his brother.
What Orochimaru didn’t count on, was that Sasuke Uchiha had become just as obsessed with mother-henning his own teammates.
Something Naruto, Sakura, and Kakashi are finding out the hard way.
Essentially, as soon as Sasuke wakes up after the invasion, he panics, kidnaps his teammates from the hospital, and locks them away in his apartment.
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Sakura and Naruto find themselves at odds with a local gaggle of academy students. Hound-nii is conspicuously absent and a new hero steps up to the plate.
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- Part 3 of How to Be A Haruno
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Mebuki's not not saying she has three children... If the third one would get his head out of his ass and realize he's a children.
19-year-old Kakashi gets, uh, adopted by the Haruno family.
He'll come around.
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- Part 2 of How to Be A Haruno
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Sakura learns a very important lesson about what it means to be Haruno and how a Haruno protects their family. Hokage-sama is just lucky Mebuki was open to negotiations.
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- Part 1 of How to Be A Haruno
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Quick Sketch by Landsel
Fandoms: Rise of the Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles (Cartoon 2018), Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles - All Media Types
12 Apr 2025
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One evening while sketching people in the park, you spot an incredible figure in the shadows. After sketching this person, you can't get the thought of that flash of blue fabric out of your head.... as well as the fact that he was also ripped as hell and is apparently a parkour dumbass.
tags and rating will update as we go~
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- Part 1 of Quick Sketch Series
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once upon a time they lived by suzukiblu
Fandoms: Captain America (Movies), The Avengers (Marvel Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe
17 Apr 2015
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Once upon a time there was Sleeping Beauty, the Handless Maiden, the Swan Princess, and Prince Charming. Prince Charming is named Natasha, and Natasha is all the Prince Charmings. There are so many Prince Charmings, but she will always be the right one for the situation.
She has to be, of course.
That’s what the curse says.
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Lipstick, a Shield, and a Metal Arm by fireflyslove
Fandom Agent Carter (TV), Captain America (Movies), Marvel Cinematic Universe
14 Oct 2016
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Episode IV: 'Til The End of the Galaxy by Dizia
Fandoms: The Avengers (Marvel) - All Media Types, Star Wars - All Media Types
18 Jun 2015
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The Republic and the Empire have been at odds for generations. But in the middle of it all is a gray area, where hired hands can make a pretty penny. Hired hands like the smuggler Darcy Lewis.
[ABANDONED.]
Bookmarked by Captainwittyoneliner
27 Jun 2015