CardboardRatKing
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- Overwatch (Video Game) (3)
- Gravity Falls (2)
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Sometimes I write little, short one offs featuring these two dumbasses in this AU and figured I'd clean them up and toss them here.
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Nine months have passed since the end of Weirdmageddon and the death of Bill Cipher. After taking time to settle back into the new start of his life after his memory wiping sacrifice, he and Ford have spent all this time making their childhood dream come true. Becoming seafaring Grunkles who travel around the world to explore the seas on the hunt of varying forms of anomalous creatures to study or for the thrill of a fight. Afterwards, they would spend hours retelling their adventures to their niblings, Mabel and Dipper, through the occasional video calls.
As Summer drew closer, The Grunkles made their way back to land and to their home of Gravity Falls to prep for Mabel and Dipper's arrival. Tearful and joyous excitement was shared when the younger twins were scooped up from the bus stop and carried back to the Mystery Shack. As for now, the family enjoys what they hope to be the beginning of a relaxing and fun summer.
Unbeknownst to The Pines family and Stan, that spotty memory of his will become his downfall. Forgotten memories and lapses in memory come to vengefully bite him in the ass. Exposing those he loves most to all new risks, pain, and dangers.
Dammit Stan. He can't seem to catch a break.
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Jamison Fawkes, once a rambunctious and rowdy young man, is now a quiet and somber Fool who plays his part as a joyful jester who's trapped by magical chains due to selling his soul to a demonic entity who's dubbed themselves as The Ringmaster.
Taking on the new name, Junkrat, he has spent the last five years of his life within the hellish traveling circus. He works mindlessly, painting on and faking a smile each passing day for both the clueless crowds and for his own safety. Until Junkrat finds himself at a coastal city, the new destination of The Ringmaster's luring trap for adding more to their piling collection.
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There once was a boy who ran wild and free, a boy who went and drove himself insane from unruly, fiery killing sprees. He burned a path across land and sea. A blaze of roaring flames, mayhem, and cackles laying in his wake. Until one day an offer appeared, an offer he could not refuse. Accepting, he now roams as he pleases with a giant lumbering after him, always following close behind. A giant bound by a word of promise of fifty-fifty of all spoils and by something they both don't quite understand, not yet at least.
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This was just suppose to be a silly short one off where I could get a feel for both Junkrat and Roadhog and how to write them, but I kind of went?? Overboard?? Whoops.
In short, It's a silly interaction between my demon junkrat dubbed Janku and Roadhog who's an immortal monster hunter who is trying to help Janku remember one of he's oldest memories, he's first death.
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none of those phds is an md, you dumb idiot by untrustworthyglitch
Fandoms: Gravity Falls
29 Nov 2021
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“Oh, what the fuck!” Stan yelps. Honestly, this cannot get any weirder. Or grosser.
“Can you understand me now?” Ford asks, like he didn’t just carve a microchip out of his fucking head, electrocute it, and cram it back in, without using sane people things like painkillers or, Stan doesn’t know, antiseptic? Shouldn’t there have been antiseptic involved?
Or, in which Ford's interdimensional universal translator breaks, and he realizes just how much he's lost. Turns out thirty years of dimension-hopping aren't great for language retention.
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- Part 7 of swear jar series
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23 Sep 2025
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Stan is similar to you in a lot of ways. You’re not sure if that’s good or bad.
The Stan route of the Treasure and Babes series. Read the prologue first for things to make sense.
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- Part 2 of Treasure and Babes
Bookmarked by CardboardRatKing
30 Aug 2025
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Stan wakes up in the middle of the night to get some water. What he doesn't expect is for his brother to point a gun in his face because of it.
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- Part 7 of Broken Teacups
Bookmarked by CardboardRatKing
30 Aug 2025
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"Ad Astra Cum Amico" (To the Stars With A Friend) by Ellie_bluejay
Fandoms: Gravity Falls
02 Oct 2025
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Stanley Pines considers himself to be a relatively normal person. That is, until a magical god-axolotl starts talking with him. Affectionately nicknamed "Ax," the benevolent deity seems to be some sort of expert on getting Stan to say things he normally wouldn't, leading him to becoming more well-adjusted than he is in canon.
OR: What If Stan Got Therapy From A Magical Axolotl?
AKA The Therapy AuBookmarked by CardboardRatKing
30 Aug 2025
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In the sleepy town of Gravity Falls, Oregon a pair of twins are reunited after thirty years.
Fulfilling an old promise, they set out for the adventure of a lifetime.Bookmarked by CardboardRatKing
30 Aug 2025