ChemSquonk



Recent bookmarks

  1. Public Bookmark 77

    Tags
    Summary

    Mel’s sister has gone off the deep end with her pickling obsession, and Mel is one more jar of Lisa Frank cucumbers away from snapping. Luckily, Dennis has some surprisingly practical advice, courtesy of his upbringing.

    Or: Dennis used to be Amish, and it turns out he’s got some good tips about food preservation.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    1,716
    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    33
    Kudos:
    1,962
    Bookmarks:
    77
    Hits:
    10,506

    10 Mar 2026

  2. Public Bookmark *

    Tags
    Summary

    Satoru watches silently as Suguru shifts on his place on the floor till he fully turns around and faces him, sitting on his knees between Satoru’s legs. With deliberate patience, Suguru serenely sets the book aside, gracefully brushes a stray lock of hair behind his ear, politely puts his hands on his thighs and slowly cranes his neck to look up.

    “What do you want, Satoru?” he asks, so simply it feels anticlimactic.

     

    or

     

    Satoru is horny for Suguru and Suguru knows that while Satoru doesn't. Featuring a misguided "Oh. Oh." moment, subtle power play and Gojo Satoru failing at being a human despite desperately wanting just that.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    31,121
    Chapters:
    9/?
    Comments:
    280
    Kudos:
    1,321
    Bookmarks:
    245
    Hits:
    29,109

    03 Aug 2024

  3. Public Bookmark *

    Words:
    19,237
    Works:
    2
    Bookmarks:
    268

    09 Jul 2024

  4. Public Bookmark *

    Tags
    Summary

    What do you do when you beat the game, but are unhappy with the outcome?

    You restart.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    219,968
    Chapters:
    19/?
    Collections:
    4
    Comments:
    1,217
    Kudos:
    3,196
    Bookmarks:
    691
    Hits:
    80,147

    10 May 2024

  5. Public Bookmark *

    Tags
    Summary

    “My doctor thinks dual cultivation would help. Sexual dual cultivation.” Nie Mingjue puffs out his now reddened cheeks, “Specifically as the party being penetrated. It — it helps for the energy exchange to be closer to the golden core, apparently.” He clears his throat. “More efficient that way. Theoretically it would have better and faster results than Song of Cleansing.”

    Jin Guangyao’s ears are ringing. He’s distantly aware that his mouth is hanging open. He stares at Nie Mingjue, trying to process if he really just said what he thought he said. Slowly, he turns his head to look at Lan Xichen who — yes, Nie Mingjue definitely just said that, because Lan Xichen’s ears are bright red and he’s blinking rapidly, his own jaw dropped.

    Nie Mingjue is asking to be fucked in the ass. For medical reasons.

    –//–

    Three virgins with communication issues attempt to do sex magic. It goes about as well as you might expect.

    Series
    Language:
    English
    Words:
    131,779
    Chapters:
    17/17
    Comments:
    882
    Kudos:
    1,896
    Bookmarks:
    450
    Hits:
    36,715

    06 Mar 2024