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Venetiae Delectatio by crepesandoysters
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
20 Apr 2021
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If you plan on coming to Venice and despising all of your brother's business partners for trying to run an unfair deal, you should first check to make sure that one of said business partners isn't unbearably handsome and, most importantly, doesn't look even better in white.
Aziraphale did not check.
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14 Nov 2025
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Fresh off a bitter divorce, Aziraphale fabricates a perfect marriage to get hired at a wedding magazine—just a stepping stone on the way to his dream career. It's a foolproof plan, until he needs to produce said husband for the magazine's annual couples retreat.
Enter Crowley, his best friend's mysterious cousin, who agrees, for his own reasons, to play fake husband for a week—no strings attached, no messy complications.
One problem: the more Aziraphale discovers about the real man behind the act, the less fake his feelings become.
Aziraphale thought the hardest part would be fooling everyone else…
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10 Nov 2025
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Crowley takes one of those teen magazine quizzes about love. What harm could it do? It only ever asked questions.
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Caramel Delight by AJ_Constantine for FeralTuxedo
Fandoms: Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett, Good Omens (TV)
18 Aug 2023
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After years of enduring hellish neighbours, Crowley is delighted when they finally move out, and even more delighted when their replacement is easy going, friendly, doesn’t leave his bins on the kerb for weeks, and… attractive in a way that causes a fluttering in Crowley’s midsection like a battalion of butterflies attempting to form ranks.
Crowley knows that hooking up with the person who lives next door to him is a Bad Idea. But a jar of his Nan’s famous caramel sauce as a ‘welcome to the neighbourhood’ gesture couldn’t hurt. And what’s he supposed to do when Aziraphale continues to show up at Crowley’s door with an irresistible smile, asking for more?
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One in the Bush by On1OccasionFork
Fandoms: Good Omens (TV), Good Omens - Neil Gaiman & Terry Pratchett
28 Oct 2025
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Crowley moves to the South Downs for peace and quiet. His cat has other ideas.
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02 Nov 2025