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John and Karkat unwillingly present an illustrated guide:
How to Explore the Southwestern United States of America and Avoid the Feds on Under $25 a Day!
Warnings for implied torture and character death.
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- Part 1 of The Rom Com At The End Of The Universe
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28 Apr 2021
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Dirk and Karkat both have crushes on John and consider each other rivals. They're like 95% sure John's straight but they're in a competition against each other so choo choo, motherfuckers, they're all on board for the next station now.
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12 Apr 2021
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John works at his family's cafe. Dave drinks coffee and tries to play it cool.
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25 Dec 2020
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Dave is a hard working guy on his way to achieving his dream of having his comic published in the big city. He’s on his way to see his sister for Christmas when his car breaks down in a little town he’s never heard of before.
He meets John, one of the owners of a bed and breakfast and help him realize that Christmas still counts no matter where you are, and realizes himself that wishes only come true if you make them.
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25 Dec 2020
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Dave Strider is smalltime famous. His abstract, deliberately shitty art gets him money and girls and, in certain circles, respect. Life is pretty good. So he's not expecting much to change when the blue-eyed model in a figure drawing workshop takes an interest in him. John Egbert, however, is much more than just a pretty face.
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28 Aug 2020
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Davesprite and John have been in a serious relationship for a good portion of their three-year trip. Dave is this close to getting together with Terezi. Now, thanks to the game they thought they had escaped, both Daves are the same Dave, and John has to either win his heart all over again or let him go.
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27 Aug 2020
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A PWP written for the kinkmeme forever ago. John and Karkat's first time + xenobiology.
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10 Aug 2020
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It wasn’t until they had grown older that John and Karkat decided to have sex deciding that they would rather wait than try to jump into things they weren’t quite ready for, despite being hormonal teenagers at the time. It was during their first, tentative session that John realized that, when trolls said they needed buckets, they literally needed buckets.
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10 Aug 2020
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He’s John fucking Crocker. Funniest guy in Hollywood. He’s got Netflix specials coming out the wazoo. His comedy tour is sold out across the board.
Everybody loves him, but nobody knows him.
[UPDATE in beginning note 2/6/2024]
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This guide will help you with formatting pesterlogs using the Homestuck Work Skin. It is also very silly.
Now featuring the Almighty Cheat Sheet of Doom - a special cut-out-and-keep sheet with every HTML code you'll ever need to be a Pestering Master.
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19 Jul 2020
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Type in colour, make pesterlogs, and more by following the provided instructions.
I know there already is a public workskin for Homestuck, but this one has a background function and a function for the larger command font.
Updated Apr 2024 to clarify some instructions (and also update them according to various layout changes) and to alter the CSS to use percentage widths instead of fixed widths (in order to improve the mobile reader's experience). The Courier New font seems to dislike certain mobile browsers, but I've yet to find a fix for it.
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Dave needs somebody to convince his relatives that he's not the single, lonely misanthrope that he is. John needs a new 3DS.
A Christmas spent in awkward relationship limbo, feat. Dave's family.
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18 Jul 2020
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The Strider family gets a new puppy. John, who just wanted to experiment with a guy, is not happy about this.
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13 Jul 2020
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Please read tags! I will place content warnings in the END notes on certain chapters but there are some sensitive topics explored through this work. Please keep yourselves safe!
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You mean to open your mouth to refuse.
You really do.
“... Fine. Just don’t... don’t expect anything from me. I don’t have anything left to give. Not to you, not to anyone. Not even to myself. I’m... I’m not going be considerate of you.” You watch closely as something in Dirk’s expression shifts and relaxes, and he nods.
“That’s more than fine by me,” and you feel yourself exhale. You didn’t know you were holding your breath.
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- Part 1 of Fever Dream
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- English
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- 5/5
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30 Jun 2020
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All For Love, Love For All by TheMockingCrows for Cirrocumulusfloccus
Fandoms: Homestuck
22 May 2020
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When John wakes up smelling french toast, he assumes breakfast is in his future. When Dave after Dave after Dave begins to appear in his kitchen however, he realizes his hunt for breakfast isn't going to be nearly as linear as he'd hoped.
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- 1/1
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27 Jun 2020
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When Grammy needs an upgrade in care, Mike knows that the usual one-off gig as a paid submissive won't be enough. He takes a job he's been refusing for a while - a long-term, full-time contract.
He expects his client to be a sadistic asshole. He expects not to like it. He's wrong on both counts.
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- Chapters:
- 29/29
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Bookmarked by Cirrocumulusfloccus
21 Jun 2020
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The truth is that Cloud has always wanted Zack. He’s just never believed that Zack could want him in return.
“Cloud is standing on the edge of a cliff that he’s been walking towards for five long years.
Zack’s eyes drop again, and he shrugs helplessly, searching Cloud’s face. ‘Are we just gonna keep dancing around this?’”Series
- Part 1 of Be Still, My Foolish Heart
Bookmarked by Cirrocumulusfloccus
10 Jun 2020
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This work isn't hosted on the Archive so this blurb might not be complete or accurate.
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Seeking a new career, infantryman Cloud Strife attempts to get fired from ShinRa.
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08 Jun 2020
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Bustin' Makes Me Feel Good: Masculinity, Sexuality, and Gendered Imagery in Ghostbusters (1984) by turntechnodhead
Fandoms: Homestuck
06 Jun 2020
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Since you’re a grown man, you only spend, like, five minutes complaining. What are you going to do, not graduate over three credits? No way. But you’re kind of irritated, because you’ve had your classes picked since June, and you’re also kind of embarrassed, because you’ve never taken anything in the social science department before, so you’ll be taking a 100-level as a senior.
Reading the course list over your shoulder, Dave points at the screen. “Dude, if you took this one, you’d have Dirk for a TA.”
“That one?” The course title - Gender, Sexuality, and Media - doesn’t track with your idea of Dave’s brother at all. “Why?”
“He’s doing a sociology Master's.”
“No, I know that,” you say. “I just didn’t think sociology was, like-” You pause. “I didn’t know he was doing gender and sexuality stuff.”
“Oh.” Dave shrugs. “Yeah, that’s his specialization.”Bookmarked by Cirrocumulusfloccus
05 Jun 2020
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No Strings Attached by kzam
Fandoms: Final Fantasy VII, Compilation of Final Fantasy VII
30 Dec 2016
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Cloud and Sephiroth are soul mates. Too bad neither are interested.
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23 May 2020