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“Yeah. I’m gonna need a frame of reference for that question, bro.”
Maybe there was one and he’s just too high to recall, but nothing prepares him for John tilting his head and very seriously asking: “What’s it feel like to get jerked off by a dude?”
(Or— John and Dirk get high, watch some porn, and get handsy.)
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08 May 2020
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Dave warned Bro about John, but of course Bro didn't listen.
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17 Apr 2020
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In Which Karkat Accidentally Tells John One of His Turn-Ons by FelineJaye
Fandoms: Homestuck
05 Nov 2015
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While watching a troll romcom, Karkat accidentally reveals that he likes getting his horns grabbed and John finds he can't get the idea out of his head.
(Characters are aged up to something a little more appropriate than 13.)
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17 Apr 2020
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There is a demand for eggs. We refuse to wait another year.
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- Part 2 of Decembering
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01 Apr 2020
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You saved his body for a reason, right? Maybe it doesn’t even have to be the end for him. Endings are kind of overrated anyway.
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09 Mar 2020
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dirk and john get high and touch each other
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08 Mar 2020
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dirk and john explore johns bizarre kink
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08 Mar 2020
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This is weird. This is weirder than weird. This is one of the weirdest things you’ve ever experienced in your entire life, and one time you saw meteors fall from the sky and destroy the little suburban neighborhood you’d grown up in.
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- Part 1 of gay boyfriends being in love
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04 Mar 2020
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I (21M) hooked up with my ex-girlfriend’s (20F) new boyfriend (22M)
A few weeks ago, my gf dumped me. It was harsh but I pretended to be okay with it. Then I found out she’d been cheating on me for the entire last month of our relationship. I was going through a rough patch at the time and learning she’d been playing me really stung. Then my ex hosted a New Years party. I got wasted and went there looking for trouble. Just to spite her, I started making out with her new boyfriend, but things got way out of control and we wound up hooking up.
I’m not into guys, but I kind of liked it?
What do I do?
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19 Feb 2020
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John raises a brow at Terezi. “Do you really want to do this in front of your boyfriend?”
She raises one back. “Do you want to do it in front of yours?”
His shoulders hitch on a soundless laugh. “Good point,” he says and catches your eyes right before he kisses her.
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The legislacerator Neophyte Pyrope and the threshecutioner Probationer Vantas had a failing relationship that was vacillating between red and black in a destructive way, until the internationally wanted prankster thief John Egbert swooped in and totally made a mockery of ashen relationships. What kind of auspistice lets it get all the way to the pail? A failed one, that’s what. It still counts if he holds her hands so she can't claw up his pretty human boyfriend TOO much, right? No, no it doesn’t.Bookmarked by Cirrocumulusfloccus
17 Feb 2020
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"His head remains stiffly angled towards the screen, and you bet he thinks he’s real subtle, thinks you don’t catch the way his eyes flicker up surreptitiously to slide over your body in a textbook once-over as you shift positions. You keep your smirk in your mind and off your face, electing instead to stare out the window looking cool and pensive, taking a moment to thank the universe for this lovely surprise gift of a new target to mess with. But then again, the universe has totally been ramming its omnipotent cosmic dick up your dry ass all day, so it kind of owes you."
Dave’s a hot kid on the subway and John learns the important role that subtlety plays in the delicate art of creeping on strangers. Less sleazy than the name implies; debatably.
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31 Jan 2020
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endless summer afternoon by SecretReyloTrash (BadOldWest)
Fandoms: Star Wars Sequel Trilogy
29 Jul 2020
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“My son's room is always made up,” Han had said, hitting a light switch as Rey clung to a dirty backpack in the dark hallway, “he never comes home. Warm bed might as well get some use.”
Rey spared Han some of the dignity of his own longing assessment of the space that clearly hadn’t been looked at in a long time. An empty room in a quiet house. As gruff as he was, handing it off to some runaway nobody just because she was helping him rebuild a car was one of the kindest gestures she’d ever experienced, and had a hidden weight that she knew needed a respectful amount of privacy. Mysteries were often about unresolved sadness, and were usually only solved by the people who didn’t feel it.
Rey is offered a place to stay: a spare bedroom once belonging to the mysterious Ben Solo. What does she do when she wakes up with him wanting his bed back?
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13 Jan 2020
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“You don’t care that someone, that people will watch you fuck?” He looks two seconds away from puking. “Like multiple, multiple people will be able to describe your vagina. They’ll probably analyze it in a boardroom. Someone will feel proud about a shitty PowerPoint full of annotated pictures. They will use words like ‘arousal fluid’ and consult charts and these things will never not be digitally saved. That doesn’t bother you?”
“Are you suggesting my vagina is unworthy of analysis?”
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In which Rey attempts to bolster her bank account by volunteering to fuck an Alpha in a scientific study. Plans go pear-shaped when she accidentally triggers scientist!Ben’s first Rut.
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- Part 1 of Unexpected Universe
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06 Jan 2020
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John and Karkat are just hanging out in a dream bubble. Please ignore all the mistletoe, it's very likely not relevant.
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- Part 4 of 2019 Holiday ficlets
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04 Jan 2020
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The Stormtrooper's Handguide On How To Handle An Insufferable Boss by riffraffes
Fandoms: Star Wars Episode VII: The Force Awakens (2015)
07 Jan 2016
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“We... have a favor to ask,” one of the Stormtroopers says slowly, almost sheepishly. The blank white faces of the masks stare back at her, but Rey can feel waves of embarrassment and fear rolling off of them.
Rey doesn't have all day to pander to them, so she lets out a low growl, daring them to continue.
“Can you please fuck Kylo Ren, already?” comes out desperately, and it's got to be the absolute last thing that she had ever expected to hear.
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28 Dec 2019
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John wanders into Sollux's dream bubble one night and learns about troll anatomy. Pretty much eight pages worth of John being adorable and getting laid. Don't mind the crack! around the edges.
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19 Dec 2019
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Chris brings home a guest.
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08 Dec 2019
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"He supposes, at least to himself, that he's maybe a little bit enamored. It's not a big deal! He just doesn't see people with that kind of supermodel good looks very often."
In which John gets a crush-at-first sight on a cute girl he sees on the street in DC, and handles the crushing disappointment of failing to speak with her by posting a "missed connection" to craigslist. Also in which Dave likes wearing skirts, and browsing craigslist's personals section for laughs.
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05 Dec 2019
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Trolls have a thing for sugar; John has massive melty friendship feelings for the troll he's living with. Everybody else go home.
Naturally, the entire delicate peacetime arrangement goes to shit (and it's not John's fault at all, but he's the only one who can do something about it anyway).
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29 Nov 2019
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"Shut up."
Role reversal: Dave gets to top John.
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28 Nov 2019