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    BREAKING NEWS: Crash halts Miami Grand Prix as race is red-flagged

    At 184 miles per hour, Max Verstappen's car hits the barrier and his world goes dark. The crash report later records a speed of 380G—higher than any documented survivable incident in motorsport history.

    While the FIA asks questions and the media chases headlines, Charles Leclerc spirals. After all, he and Max were never supposed to be anything more than rivals who fell into bed together. It's not possible for them to ever be anything else.

    But as the hours stretch into days and Max remains unconscious, the careful walls Charles built begin to crumble and he can finally admit that what they shared stopped being casual long ago. Now the only question left is whether Max will wake up to face the truth they've both been too afraid to admit.

    (Or: The crash heard around the world.)

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    14 Sep 2026

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    @LandoNorris
    I understand that, without my agreement, a Twitter user has put out a thread saying that I am running an Oscar Piastri fan account. This is wrong and I am not running an Oscar Piastri fan account. I am not on F1 Twitter.

    7:31am, via iMessage

    Oscar:
    Be so fucking for real

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    At a glance:

    Lando has a secret F1 Twitter account, an insatiable crush on Oscar, and a sole confidant in Charles. Oh, and also Max by association. And George. And maybe Carlos.

    Gabi is fawning over his teammate and senior, Nico. The best advice the groupchat’s given him is to ‘present his hole’ to Nico. In short, it’s not going well.

    Kimi and Ollie are playing the world’s most elaborate game of gay chicken, and losing because they’re having sex with each other. Also, Kimi might be in love.

    Logan’s not gay, he just really likes Arthur. And Arthur has an autistic special interest in gay people. That’s why he keeps acting gay around Logan, right?

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    10 Sep 2026

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    “I’m eleven weeks pregnant. It’s Oscar’s. I’m keeping the pup, and I’m winning this championship tomorrow.”

    Between high-G cornering, stolen clothes, hidden driver-room nests, and a clueless alpha teammate, Lando Norris is pulling off the biggest secret on the F1 grid.

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    10 Sep 2026

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    A Shirt & Sweet story

     

    Lando: doesn't wear a shirt

    Max: is live

    Internet: 👁️👄👁️

    Lando: puts on Max's shirt

    Internet: WAIT WHY IS HE WEARING MAX'S SHIRT?

    Max & Lando: Oh shit.

    Internet: THEY LIVE TOGETHER.

    Also internet three hours later: THEY'RE FUCKING MARRIED?!

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    04 Sep 2026

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    Fatherhood wasn’t on Oscar’s calendar this season. Neither was falling in love with his teammate. Yet here we are.

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    04 Sep 2026