Coldbluesilk
Fandoms
- Video Blogging RPF (5)
- Dream SMP (5)
- Minecraft (Video Game) (5)
- Camp Camp (Web Series) (2)
- Naruto (Anime & Manga) (1)
Recent works
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Aliens Ain't Shit (I could probably beat them up) by Coldbluesilk
Fandoms: Camp Camp (Web Series)
07 Sep 2025
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“Max,” he enunciated, planting a hand over his chest with a thump, “Max.”
The next line of surprised nonsense had something that could be interpreted as ‘mack-suh’ tacked on to the end, but the man had mirrored the gesture.
“No! I’m Max,” he reached out and grabbed the man’s hand this time, pressing it against his chest, “My name is Max, you dumb fuck.”
The man stared at his hand, then at Max, and eventually a single syllable fell out of his mouth: “Max.”
Holy shit.
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Max has been abducted by aliens. After being passed from ship to ship, he meets another human.
Alternatively, David is not actually a human. He has no idea what to do with this strange, violent being he's been put in charge of. -
State-Sanctioned Vacation by RomanceCorner (Coldbluesilk)
Fandoms: Naruto (Anime & Manga)
02 Jan 2025
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“You’re right, I should make it an official mission,” a slow smile pulled at her lips, “Nonlethal capture, you called it? Hey, kids, don’t you want a B-rank?”
No. No that was most certainly not what Kakashi wanted to be in charge of, “They shouldn’t-”
“If your genin are so independent, I think they can answer this,” she waved, enjoying Kakashi’s pain.
Thinking for a moment, Naruto weighed the options of fighting an entire system against continuing with his pre-existing idea, “Really? You’ll let us? And it’s a B-rank too?”
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Or: Iruka works too much and squad seven gets paid to take him somewhere nice. Kakashi doesn't know if his heart can take it. -
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Oh god, maybe he should have let the bear eat him, “No, but with all due respect-” which was admittedly some, but draining by the second, “I shouldn’t be talking to randos in the forest.”
“I don’t have to be?” he offered, “I’d appreciate it if you gave me your name.”
Call it oppositional defiant disorder, call it spite, call it whatever the fuck, but Max had never had a stronger gut feeling to spit in someone’s eyes for asking that.
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In which David is really fucking bad at being a fae but the task fails successfully because Max feels safer with him than at home -
Symbiotic Instincts by Coldbluesilk
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF, Dream SMP
08 Apr 2024
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The basic ‘no-shiny’ rule he worked with wasn’t just him trying to be difficult. Hell, not even greedy. When Phil’s instincts were in a twist, it genuinely fucked with his head. Something like that just wasn’t excusable in a world where he needed a hundred and ten percent of his mental capacity to focus on not being murdered twenty clicks deep into the untamed wilderness. If all he could think about was how he could get the gold back to his nest and far away from the people who wanted it, no one was gonna be happy.
“I mean you no disrespect, but what you’re asking of me is outside my depth,” Phil tried to blunt the bad news, “My sincerest apologies for any disappointment.”
“Then I’ll pay you double for your inconvenience. Make it your depth.” -
Comradery Is Open Past Midnight by Coldbluesilk
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF
25 Nov 2023
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“Technoblade never dies,” he mumbled in a sleep-laden voice, just to reassure himself even if it was nothing like Techno’s confident cheer.
His brain responded with a visceral contrary image. It was enough to make his fingers tighten around the warm mug and his stomach churn with anxiety. Fuck, he wasn’t fucking prepared for shit like this.
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Or: Phil has a bad dream and visits Techno because emduo fluff is always on top