8 Works by Coldbluesilk
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Aliens Ain't Shit (I could probably beat them up) by Coldbluesilk
Fandoms: Camp Camp (Web Series)
07 Sep 2025
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“Max,” he enunciated, planting a hand over his chest with a thump, “Max.”
The next line of surprised nonsense had something that could be interpreted as ‘mack-suh’ tacked on to the end, but the man had mirrored the gesture.
“No! I’m Max,” he reached out and grabbed the man’s hand this time, pressing it against his chest, “My name is Max, you dumb fuck.”
The man stared at his hand, then at Max, and eventually a single syllable fell out of his mouth: “Max.”
Holy shit.
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Max has been abducted by aliens. After being passed from ship to ship, he meets another human.
Alternatively, David is not actually a human. He has no idea what to do with this strange, violent being he's been put in charge of. -
State-Sanctioned Vacation by RomanceCorner (Coldbluesilk)
Fandoms: Naruto (Anime & Manga)
02 Jan 2025
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“You’re right, I should make it an official mission,” a slow smile pulled at her lips, “Nonlethal capture, you called it? Hey, kids, don’t you want a B-rank?”
No. No that was most certainly not what Kakashi wanted to be in charge of, “They shouldn’t-”
“If your genin are so independent, I think they can answer this,” she waved, enjoying Kakashi’s pain.
Thinking for a moment, Naruto weighed the options of fighting an entire system against continuing with his pre-existing idea, “Really? You’ll let us? And it’s a B-rank too?”
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Or: Iruka works too much and squad seven gets paid to take him somewhere nice. Kakashi doesn't know if his heart can take it. -
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Oh god, maybe he should have let the bear eat him, “No, but with all due respect-” which was admittedly some, but draining by the second, “I shouldn’t be talking to randos in the forest.”
“I don’t have to be?” he offered, “I’d appreciate it if you gave me your name.”
Call it oppositional defiant disorder, call it spite, call it whatever the fuck, but Max had never had a stronger gut feeling to spit in someone’s eyes for asking that.
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In which David is really fucking bad at being a fae but the task fails successfully because Max feels safer with him than at home -
Symbiotic Instincts by Coldbluesilk
Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF, Dream SMP
08 Apr 2024
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The basic ‘no-shiny’ rule he worked with wasn’t just him trying to be difficult. Hell, not even greedy. When Phil’s instincts were in a twist, it genuinely fucked with his head. Something like that just wasn’t excusable in a world where he needed a hundred and ten percent of his mental capacity to focus on not being murdered twenty clicks deep into the untamed wilderness. If all he could think about was how he could get the gold back to his nest and far away from the people who wanted it, no one was gonna be happy.
“I mean you no disrespect, but what you’re asking of me is outside my depth,” Phil tried to blunt the bad news, “My sincerest apologies for any disappointment.”
“Then I’ll pay you double for your inconvenience. Make it your depth.” -
Comradery Is Open Past Midnight by Coldbluesilk
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF
25 Nov 2023
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“Technoblade never dies,” he mumbled in a sleep-laden voice, just to reassure himself even if it was nothing like Techno’s confident cheer.
His brain responded with a visceral contrary image. It was enough to make his fingers tighten around the warm mug and his stomach churn with anxiety. Fuck, he wasn’t fucking prepared for shit like this.
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Or: Phil has a bad dream and visits Techno because emduo fluff is always on top -
The Man Who Feeds Strays by Coldbluesilk
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Video Blogging RPF, Minecraft (Video Game)
13 Nov 2023
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“Hiya, mate. Can I help you with anything?” he asked, just in case. Being polite could go further than people gave it credit for. Even if all he felt comfortable asking for was a fiver for the bus or something.
The boy’s eyes flicked to him, scanning, judging, learning, “No thanks, I’m not looking for anything in particular,” he dismissed. Phil didn’t know what the outcome was, but he mustn’t have been that off-putting considering he didn’t immediately turn around and leave the store.
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Philza Minecraft is the proud owner of a small convenience store in the troubled city of L’Manburg. By extending kindness to his favourite shoplifters, Phil’s quiet world takes on some big changes, and by the end of it he might just be a dad. -
Free Dad: Just Add Poison by Coldbluesilk
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF, Origins SMP
07 Jan 2023
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“Kid, I’m not gonna hurt you,” Phil assured, actively trying to keep his wings from fluffing up out of stress.
“That’s what a fuckin’ wrong’un would say.”
Sighing, he sat down on the likely filthy ground, cringing when he felt his lower feathers sweep against it. Anything to be non-threatening. The kids' distrust was palpable and the only thing he could do was ask questions and hope for an answer.
”How long have you been out here? Uh, and who were you with?” he started, trying to construct a timeline of events in his head. Those were important, right?
“I was separated from my two brothers a couple hours ago,” they explained, voice wavering slightly, “They’re fuckin’ strong and would kick the shit out of a bitch like you.”
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Phil, a man who never quite came back out of his shell after losing his wife, finds a very lost Tommy in an alley and offers to help find his family and give him a place to stay for the night. No good deed goes left unpunished and a severe lapse in communication leaves him bedridden for days with some new faces to help him out.
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Micheal Isn't Scared by Coldbluesilk
Fandoms: Dream SMP, Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF
05 Jan 2023
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‘Oh no, I’ll have to fend for myself in the cold and unforgiving custom-built mansion that we live in,’ Micheal signed as he rolled his eye, gesturing to the lavish entryway they were standing in. The floor underneath them was made entirely of nether quarts and they currently stood beside one of the two sets of double doors that were handcrafted from fine spruce. ‘The horror. How could you be so cruel and unusual?’ His face was flat with sarcasm, just like how Uncle Techno did it.
Micheal knew it worked when Bee chuckled, losing the concerned edge to his features, “I know, I know. I’ve really set you out in the bush here, haven’t I?”
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Or: Our favourite baby boy is home alone and thinks enderboo is out to get him. Ranboo’s just upset that he’s upset and things spiral.