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    An Eddie Drake AU where in no particular order of importance:
    (1) Tim commits several felonies by modifying his dead parents’ wills and creating a fake uncle;
    (2) Jason quietly opens a coffee shop in the Bowery as a front for . . . other plans;
    (3) Stephanie insults an asshole coffee-shop owner and gets a part-time job; and
    (4) Jason blackmails Tim into doing the books at his totally legal coffee shop because god know whatever the hell that trainwreck has going on requires adult supervision.

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    27 Oct 2025

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    Three years after divorcing his first wife and surrendering his rights over his first daughter, King Viserys I Targaryen has everything he has ever dreamed of: a male heir, a fertile wife already carrying their second child, the realm is at peace, and his headstrong family members are not giving him headaches...because they are ignoring him.

    And then, on his long-awaited son's second name-day, a dragon comes bearing news of war in the Stepstones.
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    The Triarchy reforms and attacks the Stepstones, and the Lady Paramount of Dragonstone and the Narrow Sea is not about to sit around and wait for King Viserys to give his approval to defend her territories and her people.

    The Three Whores have poked the dragon, and they would soon find out it has not been nesting alone.

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    22 Sep 2025

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    Aemma knows this will be her last pregnancy - live or die, son or not, she will not suffer another.
    She has been Queen for over ten years now, reduced to a broodmare for most of it, but she still has a brain and enough foresight to know that this labor will be a turning point not just in her life, but in her daughter's as well.

    And in the game of thrones they are forced to play, there is no one she trusts more to look after her daughter's happiness than her wild goodsister - the runaway princess, Alyssa the Dauntless.

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    Aemma and Alyssa plot to protect Rhaenyra, Viserys is a neglectful idiot, and Daemon wants blood.

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    12 Aug 2025

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    Rhaenyra Targaryen was the first child born after the death of Balerion the Black Dread, more dragon than girl in truth. Dragons, by nature, are possessive, protective creatures, and Rhaenyra knows that the Realm will not accept her simply because her father declared it to be, and she will not allow her children, even the ones not of her womb, to be harmed.

    Her father delights in it. The Realm whisper about her kindness. Otto is his normal self. Gwayne's just along for the ride. Laenor is having a grand old time. Daemon, eventually, despairs because there are so many children. In the end, they'll all be grateful for it, because no brother, no son, would dare steal from the woman who raised him.

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    28 Jul 2025

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    "Fearful of his younger grandson's chaos and rage, Jaehaerys nixes Alysanne's idea of betrothing him to some Vale heiress and instead grants him command of the City Watch in the hopes of taming him—and watches him blossom."

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    20 May 2025