ConfusedPotat

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    Fake-marrying your estranged childhood best friend for lower tuition fees is probably a bad idea, right? Till tells himself it’s just paperwork – just two scribbled signatures, tax benefits, and a way to survive their last year of university without drowning in debt. It doesn’t matter that Ivan was once the only person who ever really knew him, or that they haven’t spoken in years, or that being around him now feels like pressing on a bruise Till thought had faded.

    It’s fine. It’s practical, even.

    At least, it would be if Ivan didn’t still make his heart do stupid things every time their hands brushed, or if Till didn’t keep catching Ivan staring at him just a little too long to be considered friendly.

    But, really, it’s just a marriage on paper. No feelings. No complications. Nothing could possibly go wrong.

    …Right?

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    16 Jul 2025

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    The most agonizing thing I have read in a while. Something I want to read to the end. More than just a fic to me.

  2. Public Bookmark 30

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    How many times can a God die before it truly sticks?

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    18 May 2025

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    Yes..... YES......!!!!! blood drowned xie lian. rattles in my coffin. good. so good. read again future me whenever you see this. GOOD. capital exclamation mark. Calamity xie lian.....!!!!!!!!!?!?!?!?! ooohh im so normal about this..... good ideas and great execution.........

  3. Public Bookmark 3

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    Descole sighs. Randall takes this as a sign that he’s beginning to come round to the idea and decides to change his tactic.

    “Please?” Randall widens his eyes as much as possible. “Please will you come and get ice-cream with me? Please please please please-”

    “Alright!” Descole throws his hands back in exasperation. “I’ll get ice-cream with you. But this is not going to become a regular thing.”

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    Or: Randall and Descole go to get ice-cream. It's definitely not a date.

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    06 Feb 2025

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    RAGRGSHSGFBDH BEAUTIFUL!!!!! STUNNING!!!!! THEM!!!!!!!!!!!

  4. Public Bookmark 19

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    Loving Suoh Tamaki is a job never done, and it has many requirements.

    Fortunately, Ootori Kyoya is just the right man for the job.

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    03 Jan 2025

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    screams violently thjs is really good,,,,,,,,

  5. Public Bookmark 1

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    Tamaki and Kyouya got married when drunk. The funny thing is, it was to prove a point-either way they need to get a divorce. However their families are delighted at this excuse to create business alliances and increase profits, not too hard to deal with by itself. But Tamaki-THE FUCKING IDIOT, also signed a bunch of contracts and now they need to find loopholes in corporate law.

    Enter Haruhi, corporate lawyer who is now dealing with a divorce and watching these two idiots run around their feelings ( She's also pretty sure the blond one is due for a Sexuality crisis soon). She should have never agreed to help her girlfriend's ( Renge) friends

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    02 Jan 2025

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    lots and lots and lots of potential!