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  1. Public Bookmark 30

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    Rosie wants to find Lilith. Alastor wants his deal broken. Lucifer wants to help Charlie with her project.

    But what Alastor wants from Lucifer is harder to categorize (and Lord knows he has tried).

    or; Rosie sent Alastor to work undercover at the hotel to try to find some clues about Lilith's disappearance. If Alastor gets too close to Lucifer Morningstar, he's just collecting intel.

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    13 Jul 2026

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    "Fine," Lucifer decided. "How about a deal then?"

    A spark of interest lit up Alastor's tired eyes.

    "I came here to talk to you about Charlie. Seeing us fighting upsets her, and I don't want to hurt her if I can help it. So here's what I propose: for Charlie, we play nice. You can hate me, fight me, insult me in private all you want, but in front of Charlie? We're friends. If she ropes us into one of her redemption exercises, we do it, no complaints. If she asks if we're getting along, and some snide remark comes to mind, you hold your tongue. If anyone sees us arguing and it has even the smallest chance of it getting back to Charlie, we drop it. You do this, and I'll heal you." Lucifer stuck out his hand. "Deal?"

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    Won't always update every week, but when it does update, it will be on Sundays!

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    21 Jun 2026

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    “Right. Erm… Ron is getting married.”

    Malfoy’s brows turned down once more with a puzzled look.

    “I’ve heard. Although, I believe his owl must have lost my invitation during its trip,” he said sarcastically.

    “And Harry and Ginny think you might want to come as my plus one,” she said, ignoring his comment. She had a plan set in her mind and she just needed to get it all out before she lost the nerve to do so.

    Malfoy’s eyes widened but his confused expression did not waver.

    “And why would that be?”

    Hermione swallowed. “Because I may have told them we are dating.”

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    After receiving an invitation to Ron’s two weeklong wedding celebration and having Harry and Ginny shove in her face how very much single and lonely she is, Hermione sees herself lying about her relationship status.

    The issue is, she didn’t really think the lie through. And let out – accidentally – that her secret boyfriend is Draco Malfoy. She now must convince Malfoy to pretend to be her doting, loving boyfriend for the two-week event. What she doesn’t know, is that he doesn’t need much convincing.

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    10 Jun 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 90

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    Mel needs a boyfriend. Shen volunteers. Frank gets jealous. But he’s married, and Mel needs to get laid so… Shen it is.

    Loosely based on tiktok by VFILMS

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    28 Apr 2026

  5. Public Bookmark 20

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    Let’s get one thing straight: Tim is not a fan of Superboy. He’s pretentious, impulsive, big-headed, kinda cute—
    Wait. No. Forget he said that.

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    Tim and Kon, rivals at best and sworn nemeses at worst, are assigned an undercover case together where they must act as a couple.

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    17 Mar 2026