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    5 Times Venti, The Bard, Accidentally Did A God Thing + 1 Time He Couldn't Gaslight Everyone Into Believing It Didn't Happen

    In case of accidental performance of miracles, there are a number of ways in which undercover gods may escape questioning by suspicious mortals. If you were to confront Venti, the Bard, for example, he might have this to say:
    1) You saw what? No, you didn't.
    2) It's an anemo vision thing!
    3) I'm... I'm so scared and traumatized... We were attacked...
    4) It wasn't me?! It was Jean (insert scapegoat) !
    5) Everything in combination

    An unknown beast is at large in Mondstadt. Confronted with an understaffed Knights of Favonius, Venti offers his assistance to a frazzled Jean, who is concerned for the safety of Mondstadt’s young, adventurous, and free-spirited allogenes.

    Alternatively: Venti embarks on a grand babysitting adventure with three-quarters of Mondstadt’s young playable characters. Complete and posts on Tuesdays and Fridays.

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    09 Jan 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Venti the whimsical protector of the children of Monstat

    The shenanigans with Bennett’s bad luck were gold

    And oh the ending was SO sweet

  2. Public Bookmark 27

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    "It all started when Durin said that he wanted to go and see Wanderer’s world too. Obviously, they went to Sumeru, he liked it in Sumeru. The vast greenery of Apam Woods, always bustling and lively streets of Sumeru City, the smell of ocean water and specialties from all over Teyvat always lingering in Port Ormos’ air."

    Basically Wanderer's and Durin's trip to Sumeru, and of course there is Sethos. And Wanderer acts annoyed, but he's actually happy to see the boy he completly does(n't) have a crush on.

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    19 Dec 2025

    Bookmarker's Notes

    Yes Wanderer Mini Durin is your child

  3. Public Bookmark 35

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      I would also love to meet your boyfriend! You've told me so much about him in your letters, but a mother needs to meet her son's suitor face-to-face before she can give her blessing, you know. I promise I won't embarrass you too much! Just know that he's invited as well, and I truly would be thrilled to meet him.

    Kaveh read over the letter again. And again. And a few more times. As much as he wanted to appreciate and savor his mother's words, he instead struggled to make sense of them. The wedding itself was hardly a surprise — she and Mathéo have been together for years, it's about time! — and the short notice for the event was par for the course. Spontaneity was a well-established trait of Kaveh's family.

    No, no, the problem was that Kaveh was single. As in, he did not have a boyfriend. Or a girlfriend, for that matter! Or anyone!

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    After a series of unfortunate misunderstandings, Kaveh needs someone to pretend to be his boyfriend for his mother's wedding.

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    19 Dec 2025

    Bookmarker's Notes

    PLEASE PLEASE PLEASE LET THIS HAVE ANOTHER CHAPTER ITS SO FINGER LICKIN GOOOD

  4. Public Bookmark 35

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    “They already think we’re together,” Kaveh points out, as if this is something normal people say in daylight. “The rumors are unstoppable. Have you seen what they’re writing on the public notice boards? I’m practically a martyr. You're some kind of cold-blooded dom in everyone’s mind—”

    Alhaitham blinks. “A what.”

    Kaveh waves his hand. “Never mind, the point is: they think we’re dating. Or hate-dating. Or secretly engaged in some kind of enemies-to-lovers slow-burn death match.”

    Alhaitham cannot believe this is a sentence that has occurred. In his kitchen.

    “They think we’re in love,” Kaveh concludes, triumphant and slightly breathless. “And you know what that means?”

    Alhaitham stares. “That Sumeru needs better education policy.”

    “That means,” Kaveh says, undeterred, “we can get ahead of it. Control the narrative. Pretend to be a couple. Just for a little while. Just to throw them off.”

    Or, Alhaitham and Kaveh decide to fake a relationship, and the feelings never stop being real.

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    19 Dec 2025

    Bookmarker's Notes

    I love the way this is written, their stupidity is symbolism for how stupid they are

  5. Public Bookmark 66

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    Ishigami Senku was 15 years old when he was all alone, with only the goal of reviving all of humanity keeping him alive. Then, he spent the next couple of years fighting for his life. So really, was it a surprise that he ended up emotionally repressed? And really, does it even matter that he's not sleeping well if he reaches his goal? So yeah, he has no intentions of showing one millimeter of vulnerability.
    Unfortunately (or fortunately, depending on who you ask) for him, his friends have other plans.

    tldr: An 8+1 in which Senku falls asleep on different people and gets the much needed comfort he deserves

    Title from "Juliet" by Cavetown

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    08 Nov 2025

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    Senku getting the platonic love he deserves <3