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    Business Purposes by

    Fandoms: South Park  

    26 Jan 2026

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    Tweek can’t remember a time there was no camera flashing in front of him, except for school and usually sleep, but there were definitely some weirdos with his sleeping face out there. The camera flashes came when he drank his parents’ coffee. So, when Tweek was told he couldn’t have anymore sugar, caffeine, or energy drinks, his parents were pretty mad. (“Isn’t it so interesting/ The way he branded/ All that he touched…”-Last Night by Ricky Montgomery)

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    29 Dec 2025

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    6th Grade: It’s fucked up alright! by Anonymous

    Fandoms: South Park  

    30 Jan 2026

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    After what feels like an eternity, the boys are finally starting sixth grade. They’ll be maturing physically and mentally, whether they like it or not.
    Not to mention presentations and dynamics, which will change how you see yourself no matter what or who you are.
    Too bad there's no written guide for this.

    (The author has unresolved problems regarding their upbringing and growing up in general. They’re also using A/B/O as gender dlc and using this fic to facilitate the discussion of philosophy)

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    19 Aug 2025

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    Can I Pay You Some Other Way? by

    Fandoms: South Park  

    25 Sep 2025

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    “You did such a nice thing for me, man. Are you sure you don’t want me to pay you back?” He’s saying it so hushed, too. He remembers craig said it was just him today– what did that matter?

    In another beat, almost like he was reading off a script, he goes “I think… I know a way to pay you back?” 

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    26 Sep 2025

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    A Golden Bird Trapped in a Golden Cage by

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    04 Feb 2026

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    It started with coffee. Then the sleeping pills. Then the drugs. Tweek is a gorgeous mess in black eyeliner. A trash addict who dances for alphas and ends up beaten and used. But one day he meets Craig Tucker- an elite billionaire who owns half the city and destroys the rest. His obsession is his devotion, could this be his second chance? Or will this new lover be his downfall?

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    17 Oct 2025