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Alternate title: 'Denial, Thy Name Is Hatake Kakashi'
Alternative alternate title: 'How Kakashi Discovered That He Was In Love With Maito Gai, Through The Medium Of Bad Erotica'
The war is over, his friends are dead, and Jiraiya just handed him a little orange book.
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03 May 2026
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The Gifts of White-Haired Idiots by RoseShower
Fandom Naruto, Naruto (Anime & Manga), 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Anime), 呪術廻戦 | Jujutsu Kaisen (Manga)
11 Mar 2026
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A series of interchangeable dimensions between two blank-haired freaks come together to create Chaos.
Starring: Hatake Emo-Shit Kakashi, and Gojo Man-Child Satoru.
Featuring: Uzumaki Naruto, Geto Suguru, Uchiha Sasuke, Uchiha Obito, Haruno Sakura, and a Wild Ryoumen Sukuna.- Words:
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Kakashi's Uncle Sukea is kind of weird, but he's better than nobody. He supposes. He reads porn, he's late all the time, and he's made it his mission to be annoying and uncannily observant.
But Uncle Sukea is there. So that's something.
(Scenes in Kakashi's life with his Uncle Sukea, from various points of view.)
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- Part 4 of kakashi bits
- Part 2 of Uncle Sukea
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- English
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- 21,453
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- 13/?
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05 Apr 2026
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Unsolicited trip down memory lane by Hydre for Stepmicrowave
Fandoms: Naruto (Anime & Manga)
25 May 2026
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Kids are the joy of life, cousin Mikoto once said, presenting him with the ugliest, wrinkliest, most eyesoreful infant possible. Itachi opened his eyes then, and, almost as if he could read Obito’s thoughts and decipher the grimace of disgust on his face, started crying and screeching like a captured bijou - Obito would know, he heard that sound many times by now.
So that was a fucking lie.
He forces himself not to comment on the armoury that the kid’s bed had become - he can allow Sasuke to keep some paranoia, as a treat - and instead tugs at the covers.
Three more shuriken and a kunai fall to the floor.
“I’m happy right here. Can you teach me katon?” Sasuke tells him, as if Obito isn't going through every thing he knows about anger management in his head right now.
“Kid, seriously,” Obito rubs at his temples, “take it from me, only having training as your hobby will lead to a burnout,” or, to becoming a terrorist that gets thrown into the past against his will.
Or; after the fight with Kaguya, instead of dying, Obito finds himself in the Uchiha compound week post the massacre.
He ends up taking care of Sasuke.Or; Obito repents by becoming a parental figure.
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- Part 2 of Naruto extravaganza
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25 Mar 2026