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Needy for Lunch (It’s a metaphor, I swear) by orphan_account
Fandoms: Jennifer's Body (2009)
18 Dec 2024
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Needy’s never been a fan of road trips—especially not when the passenger seat is occupied by a tease who thinks "Lunch" by Billie Eilish is an appropriate sing-along jam. But Jennifer, of course, couldn’t give two shits about Needy’s constitutional rights, her comfort, or the fact that she has the subtlety of a wrecking ball in a bakery. Between soda chokes, dirty lyrics, and a jelly donut analogy that’s way too accurate, this night is going to get real weird, real fast. Buckle up gays, because it’s gonna be a bumpy ride.
And spoiler alert: Needy is the jelly donut.
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If Galinda had been luckier, she would’ve landed just a few feet to her left on a soft pile of snow that she could’ve shaken off without issue. Instead, when she inevitably tumbles to the ground, it’s right over the side of the dock, and with a cut-off scream and a mighty splash, Galinda finds herself completely submerged.
or: sweet snow day gelphie with just a tiny little twist
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- Part 2 of a witch's guide to wicked love
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A Dance With Death by RotatingTemult
Fandoms: Agatha All Along (TV), Marvel Cinematic Universe
07 Oct 2024
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If the Not Kiss Scene TM ended up with them having emotional sex. Basically, that's it.
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Agatha shot awake in bed, body drenched in sweat. She ripped the covers off and peeled back her robes, dreading to see what she already knew was there. Four long claw marks stared back at her, etched into her skin and trickling blood. Worse than that was the ache radiating from her core, needy and clearly present. She shoved her head back into her pillow and groaned at her stupidity, as it slowly dawned on her how utterly fucked she really was. If she knew anything about witchcraft, she knew one thing — She had a Succubus.
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Agatha and Rio’s fight ends differently.