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    'The notification popped up as soon as the phone touched Marleau’s hands.
    12:34am Jane: You deserved that win. :)
    Marleau decided it was a message within a literal message. He promised he would only overstep just one more time, sent a silent prayer to his family and his team just incase he were caught, and sent Jane’s contact over to himself before deleting the evidence.'

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    A canon divergent where Marleau befriends Jane, and, unbeknownst to him forms a best-friendship with Shane Hollander through several late night texts :)

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    08 May 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 34

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    Alex Ovechkin stands at the grill, spatula in one hand, beer in the other, shouting instructions in Russian and English interchangeably. A banner someone made as a joke hangs between two trees:


    WELCOME TO OVI’S MATCHMAKER BBQ
    HOT RUSSIANS - NICE CANADIANS NORTH AMERICANS - CUPS GUARANTEED*

    (*results not actually guaranteed, please consult your local GM)

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    03 May 2026

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    02 May 2026

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    In the offseason, a steamy video of Shane and Ilya dancing at a club goes viral. Already out and married for years at this point, the first husbands of hockey can't believe this is news. For once, it's Shane whose media responses blow it up even further. Ilya’s not about to let an opportunity to compete with Shane go to waste.

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    The rivalry still hasn't died, they just find new ways to keep it going. Why choose silence when you can choose violence?

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    02 May 2026

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    "It is simple. I would like to not think for a while, and I have a feeling you would enjoy a bit of control right now, yes?”

    Shane's breath caught.

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    30 Apr 2026