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The boots land heavy on the floor in Stede’s peripheral vision.
They’re in awful shape, really quite embarrassing. Watermarks leave unsightly stains on the uppers and they’re scuffed up all over, and the silver hardware is so tarnished it’s almost as black as the leather. The right boot has a quarter-inch gouge so deep that Stede can’t begin to imagine how it got there, with only a half-hearted attempt made to treat it by rubbing in a little polish.
Such poorly-maintained leather in a place like Blackbeard’s is a rare thing; it’s almost a novelty, how frankly shitty they look.
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Or: Stede Bonnet, the world’s bitchiest bootblack, is absolutely not going to waste his time on Ed's shitty boots or his shitty attitude, thank you very much. Nope. Definitely not.
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16 Oct 2024
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As Stede stares at the first paragraph of his final chapter, the beginning of the latest ending in his seemingly unending life, he makes a decision: This will be his final work.
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Stede Bonnet is going to kill himself when he finishes his novel. There is no other ending.
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Ed had created a monster.
He could even pinpoint the exact moment that it happened...because he’d been gazing down at Stede’s face the moment his finger curled just so against the little bundle of nerves inside of him.
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Or: Stede Bonnet discovers his prostate and becomes an absolutely insatiable butt-slut, as god or whomever intended.
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- Part 1 of Bratty Bottom Stede Bonnet
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She knew next to nothing, and Google was largely unhelpful. All of her searches (“vampire sex rules” and “vampire dos and don’ts” and one very self-indulgent “average vampire cock size big?”) linked her to dated top ten lists written by anyone other than an actual vampire.
Twenty minutes of frustrated scrolling eventually led her to a supernatural dating forum. The website was horribly aged, but still active. Questions were tagged, which meant that it was easy to narrow down her search. Vampire, she clicked, and Sex.
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In which Rey gets suckered into shooting porn with one of Poe's pickiest vampire actors.
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15 Jun 2022
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Satan Wears A Rolex by AquaWolfGirl
Fandoms: Star Wars Episode VII: The Force Awakens (2015)
26 Feb 2021
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An aspiring writer who’s moved to New York City from Arizona, Rey Kenobi gets an in at General Fashion Magazine thanks to her friend Finn, a photographer. Working under head copy editor Poe Dameron, she thinks she’s found her place in the journalist world. But when Kylo Ren, Editor-in-Chief, needs a new assistant, she finds herself thrust into the line of fire. She tells herself that, after this job, she can work anywhere she wants, including The Skywalker Report. But will she last that long?