CuratedCactus
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“I’ll have you know we’re close enough that he showed me his soulmark.” Lucifer sniffed.
His daughter’s face went through a complicated array of expressions.
“…The one on his chest?”
“Um-“ Lucifer coughed, “Wait, how do you know that it’s on his chest?”
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Alastor hated the idea of soulmates.
Unfortunately his soulmate was a possessive enough fuck that he had not one, but three soulmarks. Unfortunately, ignoring the problem made all three of them antsy.
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“Your arm…” Lucifer’s voice trembled.
His soulmark.
“And what about it?” Alastor challenged.
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Alastor’s soulmate is…not a great person. Lucifer would know best, after all.
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“Alastor has been…calmer, recently.” Husk muttered.
“Oh. Hm. Yeah, I suppose so.” Angel Dusk smirked, taking another sip of his drink at the bar.
He glanced up, only to see Husk looking at him with genuine horror.
“Please tell me my bartender’s instinct is wrong right now.”
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Angel Dust gets drugged, and Alastor offers to help him out. They both have a fun little time.
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- Part 2 of Game Set, and Go
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“I hate how much I still love you.” Vox mellowly spoke, voice cracking at the end.
Alastor was undoubtedly the most frazzled he had ever seen. That’s the only way to describe how his face malfunctioned between bitter, irritated, and murderous.
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Vox almost dies, but Alastor saves him.
Why?
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“But I’ve…never had anyone pick me up and carry me before.” He finally croaked out.
“Prolly cause you’re so hea- OW, what’d you pinch me for, you little-“
“There’s a first time for everything.” Tenn monotonously responded, ignoring Gaku completely.
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After Iruka’s confrontation with Kakashi before the chuunin exams, he’s targeted by a serial killer who seems to be picking off disrespectful chuunin. Iruka survives, but it’s only a matter of time before the killer returns to finish the job. Finding his name on the suspects’ list, Kakashi bullies his way onto Tenzou’s investigation in an attempt to clear his name and protect Iruka from the real threat.
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24 Oct 2025
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I Don’t Know How I Got Here (Seriously, Nobody Understands) by Athi816
Fandoms: Hazbin Hotel (Cartoon)
13 Mar 2024
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Alastor dies in battle and gets redeemed.
This is a huge mistake, and he would very much like to go back, please.
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- Part 1 of Alastor’s Guide to Redemption
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17 Oct 2025
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“You’re bleeding out!” was her astute assessment, Jax’s ears starting to ring,“I’m pretty sure you lost half your blood between here and the door we crashed through and I don’t know where the others are, I don’t know where Caine is and I don’t know what to do!”
She accentuated her point with a censored curse at the new wave of liquid bubbling through his abdomen.
“And you say it’s ‘Not that bad’???”
“I’m just dying, it’s fine.”
An adventure goes a bit wrong and Pomni forgets for a small second that death is not a thing in the Digital Circus.
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17 Oct 2025
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If I Can't Have Me, Then No One Can by HouseOfWack
Fandoms: The Amazing Digital Circus (Web Series)
19 Sep 2025
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He saw this coming, but why did no one warn him it would hurt so bad?
Title from Motionless In White: Masterpiece, it's Jax coded.
NOW WITH ART!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Thank U guys 😭😭😭
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- Part 1 of If I Can't Have Me
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17 Oct 2025
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The Great Umino-Hatake Feud by rojin24451
Fandoms: Naruto (Anime & Manga), Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
20 Aug 2025
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Everyone at Hogwarts knows Professors Hatake and Umino can’t stand each other. Their bickering is legendary, their sarcasm cutting, and when they’re not at each other’s throats they’re one step away from hexing each other. At least, that’s what everyone believes- until an unexpected slip-up reveals the truth, and suddenly “hate” doesn’t seem like the right word at all.
KakaIru x Hogwarts AU
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- Part 1 of Crossed Wands, Entangled Hearts
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11 Oct 2025