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  1. Public Bookmark 4

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    A Classic Tale of True Love, High Adventure, and Science
    (A Princess Bride AU)
    Aperture Science is in deep trouble, and only one man can save it -- Cave Johnson, CEO. Can he survive a bumbling band of android kidnappers, a cavern full of acid swamps and bottomless pits, escaped lab creatures of unusual size, and the machinations of the mysterious Administrator? Maybe, but not without a little help...

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    24 Mar 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    peak. exploding this with my kidneys.

  2. Public Bookmark 84

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    It is 1996. Cave Johnson is long dead. The GLaDOS project is long shelved. As CEO, Caroline has been slowly but surely dragging Aperture Laboratories out of bankruptcy. When twelve-year-old Chell and her mother move into town, Chell finds herself planted in Aperture as a part of a larger Black Mesa plot. When she gets an opportunity to smuggle out blueprints for the coveted portal gun, Chell and her unlikely new friend Doug Rattmann learn just how far Caroline is willing to go to protect Aperture’s last secret.

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    05 Mar 2026

    Bookmarker's Notes

    39 starts halflife references. Play half life you stupid scardey-cat. It is not that scary. I'm a loser.

  3. Public Bookmark 8

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    “Please, Tchelishlev,” he murmurs, grabbing fistfuls of the handsome but oh-so ill-fitting suit– “you remember, don’t you?”

    Tchelishlev, if it is still him in there, grunts, a low sound more befitting of an animal rather than a man. Fritz’s heart twists at the thought of that tape, of the sight of him warped, changed, laid out on the medical cot with that RED bastard standing over him.

    “Mikhail.” The word is a broken thing. “Please.”

    Once, long ago, Fritz Ludwig and Mikhail Tchelishev meant something to one another. That was, of course, until Mikhail made the decision to defect, and left Fritz alone. That was the last time they saw each other as men— not as weapons, not as monsters.
    The war is ‘over’ now. The two of them have both been irreparably changed for the worse. Death has twisted them and spat them back out wrong. But Fritz, even when he is trapped in the throes of the rotten old abattoir, is nothing if not determined.

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    28 Feb 2026

  4. Public Bookmark 5

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    Barney Calhoun is a security officer tired to the bone. He has an easy, stable job, a stable income and good colleagues he could call his friends. Life has a routine to it. He has it better than many do. Yet his easy job consists of him fixing squeaky chairs and scientists belittling him. He can't shake the empty feeling stubbornly stuck right in his chest.

    Gordon Freeman is a freshly graduated theoretical physicist, hailed with honors and plucked from the academic life by recommendation of his old mentor, Dr. Kleiner. Instead of contributing to achievements that could make lasting impacts on the future, his intellect is constantly questioned and he is handed menial tasks, by virtue of not being able to speak but to a handful of people. Somedays he feels like he's not even part of the human race anymore.

    Chance meetings and vent crawlings borne out of frustration later Gordon finds himself whisked into the security team's social circles.

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    12 Feb 2026

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    perchance

  5. Public Bookmark 9

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    Fic's written for Etcseacow's incredible Dingo! Sniper AU! These are only semi-canon to the AU (I tend to try and stick close to the lore but I am but a humble fic writer lol), and according to no overarching plot in particular [:

    All titles have been humanly sourced via tumblr guessing games- Thanks for the titles Etcseacow!

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    19 Jan 2026