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    Huntsman, aka Arthur, finds himself a bit enamored by one of his coworkers as he works to survive. Sure, he may have come here for the free medical attention —which he could do without— but the sight of the other man is an added bonus.

    Aka,
    Author's OC's faced is pressed to Heavy's as the Author demands them to kiss, but then gives them emotional baggage.

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    Chapters:
    1/?
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    In this universe I suppose the bread monster disease *actually* was a disease! They found out “some sort of beauty mark that metabolizes in an environment of pure wheat”, but they failed to run more kinds of tests so they continued to eat and share the teleported bread and eventually yk… outbreak of disease? idk I'm writing this on impulse.

     

    or: Wheat-walkers cause mercs to go nuts

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    Chapters:
    2/?
    Kudos:
    8
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    What a day looks like in life of the RED Team’s polycule.

    (inspired by a post by @/nohmercy on tumblr!)

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    Comments:
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    26
    Bookmarks:
    4
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    After an accident, the losers Scout and Heavy will have to create a self-defense club to avoid getting expelled from school. Heavy will navigate his feelings for the German student, and Scout just wants to meet a girl. Too many punches, too much blood, and above all, way too much homosexuality will be experienced in the shabby school self-defense club.

    ...

    A loose adaptation of the movie "Bottoms."

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    Chapters:
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    1,314
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    Unofficial and non-canonical "burly beast" origin story.

    RED and BLU are battling over a nuclear bunker in Alaska but the weather continues to halt their progress.

    The base is miserable and cold, there's very little privacy, and next to nothing to do, but everyone tries to make the best of it. Noticing that Medic is having trouble keeping warm, Heavy convinces him to do a "winter bulk" to stay in shape and keep the cold from stealing his strength.

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    Chapters:
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    Comments:
    38
    Kudos:
    289
    Bookmarks:
    23
    Hits:
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    A guide to identifying animal calls in the dead of night.

    Or, Heavy and Dingo! Sniper bonding moments!

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    58
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    281
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    These are all being transferred over from my Wattpad and edited. May be slow updates due to this, but feel free to requests ideas you have!

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    English
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    2
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Kudos:
    1
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    After the new robots Mann Corp develops go haywire, it's decided that they'll need a Hacker to get rid of them. Cue the defrosting of a Hacker who's been cryogenically frozen for 23 years, and a relationship budding between her, Medic and Heavy. But can love survive whilst you're being chased by crazy robots? Will the BLU team form a truce with RED to stop the rampaging AI? And will The Administrator ever stop acting like some kind of supervillain just because she wants a shiny rock?

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    18,308
    Chapters:
    18/?
    Comments:
    47
    Kudos:
    13
    Bookmarks:
    4
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    321
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    Nevermore.
    A drug crafted by the brilliant minds at Mann Co, crafted to aid the companies mercenaries in staying up for longer periods of time so they can get more things done.

    ...the only draw back is that they haven't exactly tested the formula on those who..aren't exactly sound minded.
    It shouldn't have any different effects!....

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    English
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    3,379
    Chapters:
    5/?
    Comments:
    13
    Kudos:
    34
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    304
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    The mercs had to retreat to a run-down base, it reminded Medic of memories that he wish to forgot about

    [On break with with this one fellas ):`]

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    1,173
    Chapters:
    1/?
    Comments:
    9
    Kudos:
    33
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    350
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    Mikhail is there, he is always there, when his sisters need him. And after Bronislava gets rejected by Sniper, she needs her big brother very much.

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    Words:
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    8
    Kudos:
    54
    Bookmarks:
    4
    Hits:
    413
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    the trans scout obsession has me in a vice

    also if i don’t vent my trans sadness i will literally rip a government building down brick by brick lmao

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    Chapters:
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    Comments:
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    263
    Bookmarks:
    30
    Hits:
    2,266
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    You, Medic and Heavy celebrate the festive season.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
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    27
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    1,172
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    Missing scene from “Velvet Hunger.”

    Medic gets a moment to rest, and Heavy reflects on the suffering of his friend.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    4
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    41
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    Title is inspired by the lyrics to Butcher Vanity.

    Stranded far from respawn and slowly starving to death, Heavy’s dark secret reveals a way to save them…but at what cost?

    Inspired by a Whumptober prompt for “Starvation.” READ THE TAGS PLEASE!

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Comments:
    4
    Kudos:
    68
    Bookmarks:
    11
    Hits:
    544
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    After Albert Wesker was knocked out unconscious and captured by the B.S.A.A, Chris Redfield decided to keep him alive, not that they had any say in it since the B.S.A.A wouldn't allow Albert Wesker to die, soon creating a special punishment for the former captain of S.T.A.R.S and former bio-terrorist, since RED and BLU team where missing a 10th member who was supposed to be the commander of the team, a commander that was knowledgeable, strict, and strong, which Chris Redfield remembered his days in S.T.A.R.S when Albert Wesker was still there captain and didn't yet betray them, Chris Redfield hated to admit it but he made a damn good leader.

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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Kudos:
    10
    Bookmarks:
    1
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    Blood. Sweat. Tears. Agony. Components of the Medic's shattered mind lay about the confines of reality as it unravels beneath his feet- the lines between memory, identity, and reality blur as he becomes steadily more uncertain of the world around him. Walls change, things go missing when nobody's around, faces repeat in the dark of the night. The war feels endless, and so does he. The silence around him is deafening, begging him to explore its confines...but it's time he faces the truth buried just beneath the surface, if it even exists at all.

    OR

    Into the medicverse

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    English
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    5,665
    Chapters:
    3/?
    Comments:
    1
    Kudos:
    6
    Bookmarks:
    2
    Hits:
    128
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    The Mercs get teleported to the year 2009 during a zombie outbreak. Chaos ensues.

     

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    The L4D survivors are forced to team up with 9 Mercs that appeared out of nowhere.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    2,156
    Chapters:
    2/10
    Comments:
    6
    Kudos:
    28
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    478
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    Third part of The Flying Scout ofthe Flying Scout series, sequel to The Flight Stuff.

    Rumors has it, they are now reports of Engineer, Soldier and Demoman began to have their flying abilities. Which means The Fly Boyz are now on the rise, but The Flying Scout of the Wind, is being on the look out for them!

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    English
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    Chapters:
    1/1
    Hits:
    30
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    Heavy teaches Medic to appreciate rock music.

    Language:
    English
    Words:
    7,154
    Chapters:
    7/7
    Comments:
    5
    Kudos:
    78
    Bookmarks:
    3
    Hits:
    1,738

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