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    After getting expelled for “creative differences” with a smoke machine, Rodrick Heffley is shipped to the suburbs to live with his artsy cousin Janis Ian and finish out his senior year at North Shore High. His band is on life support, his report card looks like a horror movie, and the only way he’s allowed to play Battle of the Bands is if he drags his grades out of the crypt.

    Enter Regina George—former queen bee, and currently running a rebrand from “terrifying” to “tolerable.” She needs a public image refresh and a boyfriend who screams “I have layers.” While he needs tutoring, a parole officer for his homework, and someone who can bully him into passing senior year.

    A deal is struck: fake dating for optics; makeover (for his report card) in exchange for another makeover (for her soul… allegedly if she does have one that is).

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    20 Oct 2025

  2. Public Bookmark 13

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    "And again there were the hands. Jacob's too warm hands and they wrenched her from that blackness. Jacob's hands as they frantically beat the air back into her body. Jacob's hands and he held her on the beach, wet and freezing and covered in sand. Jacob's hands…holding her together."
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    Many stories have explored what would have happened if the phone never rang, but I decided to take it a step further and explore what would have happened if Harry Clearwater had never died in New Moon. What if Jake and Bella were never interrupted at his house? In fact, what if they were stuck there, together?

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    03 Oct 2025

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    Over the years Lydia Wickham begged for many things, money, trinkets, gowns... forgiveness. But not love. She would never beg for love, of that she was sure. Instead, Lydia would steal it, or at least the littlest snatches of it. Lydia’s life, condensed into brief moments.

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    12 Sep 2025

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    Sir John Middleton was exactly the sort of relative most appreciated when one desired an unexceptionable excuse to absent oneself from one's home.

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    10 Sep 2025

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    Marianne Dashwood partially overhears what Colonel Brandon tells Elinor about Willoughby's past. She draws the wrong conclusion and acts on it.

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    10 Sep 2025