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  1. Public Bookmark 76

    war makes high school 1000% funnier by

    Fandoms: Minecraft (Video Game), Video Blogging RPF  

    07 Jul 2022

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    Tommy's doing crime, Wilbur's on a power trip, Techno's off farming potatoes, and Phil just wants a black coffee. In an effort to escape boredom, Tommy and Wilbur challenge king-of-the-school Dream and his possy of evildoers, accidentally dragging their dysfunctional family and even more dysfunctional friend group into a high school war that spans debate club, mock elections, a theatre production, and even brawls on the cafeteria floor. Tubbo brings the bloodthirst, Ranboo brings the reason, and all Dream wants is his rival to hurry up and be his friend already.

    Welcome to DSMP High (very creative name, I know).

    Losing a canon life is now “getting suspended”. Permadeath is “getting expelled”, and revival is “the principal got bribed to revoke your expulsion”. This is a retelling of the Dream SMP lore, but in the form it was always meant to be... High School Warfare.

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    15 Jul 2021

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    call me maybe by

    Fandoms: Haikyuu!!  

    10 Oct 2017

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    Hanamaki texts the wrong number when trying to extort tips out of Oikawa in order to defeat Iwaizumi in arm wrestling, and then continues to text the witty stranger who had answered.

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    19 Apr 2020

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    plus one by

    Fandoms: Haikyuu!!  

    03 May 2016

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    "Did you know we're dating?"

    "What? Says who?"

    "Says everyone apparently."

    "Oh," Hanamaki frowns for a few seconds before shrugging and turning his attention back to the chocolate fountain. "Nice."

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    11 Apr 2020

  4. Public Bookmark 6

    Mystery Work

    Part of Archived Works
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    This is part of an ongoing challenge and will be revealed soon!

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    10 Apr 2020