DeprivedofInsanity
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magical wood isn't always a wand by DeprivedofInsanity
Fandoms: 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV), 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù
31 May 2020
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“W-Wait, HanGuang-Jun, I was wrong, okay? I was wrong, I didn’t know it affect you this much. I mean, it’s just a piece of wood, right? It could never replace you! I’ll burn it! You’ll never see it again! Lan Wangji, Lan Zhan, Lan Er-gege, listen, ahn-!”
AKA Wei Wuxian makes a dildo and has maybe like a little regret
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The Soybeans That Would. And Could. And Did. by DeprivedofInsanity
Fandoms: Real life - Fandom
06 Jul 2016
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"A group of environmental activists destroyed a cargo of genetically modified soya in the French port of Lorient on Friday, hoping to highlight the presence of GM products in the food chain.
About 100 protesters climbed to the tip of a silo and poured ricin oil over the soya on Friday morning so as to render it unusable.
The grain was destined to be used as animal feed, they said, and they wanted to alert the public that GM products were present in meat, despite France’s restrictions on their cultivation.
The campaigners are demanding and end to GM soya imports, which come mainly from Latin America, labelling of transgenic products and a revival of grain cultivation in Europe." ~RFI, a French radio station (2012)
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My name is Birdy Allen, and I am the fastest bird alive.
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a Bird!AU version of the season 1 finale.
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- Part 1 of The Flash AUs
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At the end of a day, when Anderson's been a prat and John's snapped in front of the whole NSY, John just really wants a cup of tea. But no, Sherlock just has to steal his tea.
For Christ's sake.
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All we see is a devastated look. All we see are the tears. But what are his thoughts? How deeply do his feelings burn? A look into the Doctor's mind after the transmission cutoff in Doomsday.
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A bunch of Flash AUs, most likely absolutely ridiculous and crack-ish on some level.
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It was, unsurprisingly enough, Naruto’s bad idea. But it was Sasuke’s bad decision to agree that gets them here.
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06 Feb 2026
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When Iruka presented as an omega, he made his peace with the fact that he wasn't allowed to serve as a Konoha shinobi. Now, at 18 years of age, the council has demanded that he mate Hatake Kakashi, notorious cold-blooded killer, for the good of the village.
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23 Jan 2026
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On the Bloodied Path I Take to You by DoNotKillMe
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 魔道祖师 | Módào Zǔshī (Cartoon)
23 Dec 2024
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Upon waking up from protecting Wei Ying after the Nightless City massacre, Lan Zhan discovers that Wei Ying is dead. Overcome with grief, he takes out his anger on the elders responsible. After, he goes to the Burial Mounds, intending to take his own life. Instead, he discovers A-Yuan and resolves to take care of the child until the boy is self-sufficient. On the cusp of adulthood, A-Yuan fears that every day may be the last day he sees his father. Thankfully, Wei Ying is resurrected in the nick of time, banishing such suicidal thoughts from Lan Zhan's mind. There's just one thing:
"Lan Zhan, what do you mean you've seceded from the Lan Sect?!"
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24 Dec 2024
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Crooked by naqaashi
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV)
27 Oct 2024
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Alerted by Wen Zhuliu to the mess his son has made of the indoctrination camp, Wen Ruohan realises that war may come to his doorstep sooner than he's ready. By reacting quickly, the cultivators escaping from the Xuanwu's cave are recaptured to be used as hostages in earnest.
Trapped inside the cave, Wei Wuxian and Lan Wangji can only listen to the devastation, knowing no rescue is coming.
To fight against tyranny, unlikely forces emerge. From the ashes of the present, a new future is forged.
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20 Dec 2024
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No Matter What You Are by LilyFaraday
Fandoms: 魔道祖师 - 墨香铜臭 | Módào Zǔshī - Mòxiāng Tóngxiù, 魔道祖师 | Módào Zǔshī (Cartoon), 陈情令 | The Untamed (TV)
16 Jul 2025
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After being dead for thirteen years, Wei Wuxian awakes in the body of an abused lunatic in the Mo household... and unfortunately for him, that person is female. Sure, it makes the Yiling Patriarch harder to recognize, but being female brings its own challenges - and of course, there's Lan Zhan making him think all sorts of unexpected things...
(I know this is probably a very common plot concept but it wouldn't get out of my head)
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18 Dec 2024