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Mutually Assured Destruction; or, the Classic Gryffindor-Slytherin Dynamic by granger_danger for mightbewriting
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
17 Aug 2020
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“No, you’ve been too nice to me, Malfoy, and I really must insist you stop—”
“That’s ridiculous Granger, I haven’t been any nicer than you’ve been to me.”
“Yes, well, perhaps quantitatively we’ve been fairly evenly matched, but you’ve deviated far further from your mean level of expected niceness than I have—”
***As Head Girl Hermione Granger and Head Boy Draco Malfoy wage an escalating war of aggressive acts of kindness, will it spell ruin ... or romance? 🧐***
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22 Dec 2024
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Co-workers and almost friends, Hermione and Draco have worked together in the Department of Mysteries for years. She doesn't even know when everything started to change.
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22 Dec 2024
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Insufferable Insatiability by HeyJude19 for mightbewriting
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
11 Dec 2021
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The Malfoy marital portrait: an endlessly lustful likeness, and now that likeness ruled the halls of Malfoy Manor. Insufferable insatiability forever recorded in colorful oil paint. Hermione would just like to walk through her home without happening upon a graphic sex scene.
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22 Dec 2024
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The Worst by RoseHarperMaxwell for dreamsofdramione
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
15 Nov 2021
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“Listen, Granger.” Draco tossed an apple in the air and caught it with a satisfying smack. “If you want me to take you to the Gala, just ask.”
“I don’t need a date, thank you.”
The apple paused halfway to Draco’s mouth. “Stepping out on me with someone else? Quite rude of you to not take the man you love.”
“One of us is in love with you,” said Hermione agreeably. “But it’s not me.”
*Featuring mutual pining, infuriatingly charming flirting, and the best worst coworker ever.
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- Part 1 of The Worst
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22 Dec 2024
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Draco realises in the span of a single Occlumency lesson that the one thing he likes better than a put-together Granger is one he's taken apart.
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- Part 1 of Forces
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22 Dec 2024
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“Keep trying, Malfoy. You’re good, but you’re not that good. ”
In fact, he was.
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When they fail to reach a consensus on the appropriate amount of holiday leave for their staff, Hermione Granger and Draco Malfoy find themselves in a rather unexpected means of negotiation.- Language:
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22 Dec 2024
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Where the Lights Cannot Reach by raven_maiden for Musyc
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
20 Dec 2021
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There was a thick silence when she finally spun around, the air alight with the unspoken thing between them. The swell of her breasts were plainly visible from this angle, sending his blood rushing south.“Malfoy, I—" She swallowed, her chest rising on the inhale. “I know what you really do.”
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In the darkness that is post-war Britain, Draco Malfoy finds a surprising reason to survive.
An art/ fic collab with saph_xxi. WARNING: NSFW art inside.- Language:
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22 Dec 2024
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The adverse effects of unknowingly imbibing Babbling Beverage while intoxicated include the urge to chatter incessantly, dizziness, short-term memory loss, and spilling your secrets to a fake version of Draco Malfoy.
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22 Dec 2024
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Hermione decides then and there to stop thinking she has any idea whatsoever of what to expect from Draco Malfoy. She hasn’t a clue.
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22 Dec 2024
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Les pèlerins: pilgrims; travelers on a journey to a holy place.
Hermione Granger refused to believe in fate.
She’d had enough of destiny and prophecies to last a lifetime.
But try as she may, she felt, sometimes, that an invisible golden thread stretched out and away from her.
All she could do was follow it.- Language:
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22 Dec 2024
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“I wouldn’t be hasty,” comments sixth-year Tom Riddle, eyes still glued on the boy in thought. "Harry Evans is going to Slytherin.”
"The strange Mudblood?" Abraxas Malfoy cocks his head. “How can you be so sure?”
Riddle just smiles in response.
Silence settles over the Slytherins, anticipation heavy. And, soon they'll know that Tom Riddle is right again.
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22 Dec 2024
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“Welcome, Darlings,” Pansy says, a voice enhancing charm making it so everyone can hear her.
“Tonight we have a few new guests I’d like to personally welcome to this soirée,” Pansy winks at Hermione, who feels her cheeks heat under the unwanted attention. “For those of you who don’t know, the rules of the party are simple. Every wizard puts his key into this bowl,” Pansy holds up a glass bowl and spins in a circle, showing it to everyone in attendance. “From there, every witch picks a key. Whosever key you choose is your partner for the evening to do with as you wish.”
Hermione gasps and glances over toward her best friend. “Ginny! Why didn’t you tell me this was a key party?!”
“Because I wanted to see the look on your face.”
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21 Dec 2024
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Hermione Granger hates Draco Malfoy. He's egotistical, arrogant, conceited, annoyingly confident... astonishingly tall, irritatingly...attractive. She hates him.
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21 Dec 2024
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"What I’m saying is, there’s a technique to doing it standing up. I’m guessing most of these girls aren’t getting off.”
“They certainly sound like they’re getting off,” Draco muttered.
Hermione laughed outright.
“What?” he looked affronted.
“Don’t be obtuse, Malfoy. I know you’re sexually active, you must be aware that girls are socialized to preserve the male ego during intercourse rather than clearly communicate their needs.”
“That’s a rather verbose way of saying that most girls fake it, Granger.”
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Absurd, senseless smut prompted by gorgeous fan art by elithien. NSFW piece here.
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21 Dec 2024
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An Apparition Condition by ChaosAndCrumpets for Elenhpaine
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
08 May 2021
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Every time Hermione Granger is in close proximity to Draco Malfoy, she is seized by a sudden urge to flee his presence. What on earth could be the reason for that?
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21 Dec 2024
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“You’re an arrogant prick."“I know.”
“You harass me constantly.”
“I prefer ‘tease.’”
“You have no right to touch me.”
“Probably not.”
Hermione seized what was left of her self-control and ripped free, stumbling backward. “What is this.”
Malfoy simply tilted his head. “What do you think?”
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Hermione Granger has a brilliant idea for the office Christmas Party this year. Her coworker, Draco Malfoy, begs to disagree.- Language:
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21 Dec 2024
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She’d been distracted reading through the latest draft of her policy reform while walking toward the end of the queue in the Ministry refectory when suddenly she was no longer going forward but sideways and down. She yelped, scrabbling to catch herself before realizing that a pair of strong hands had already arrested her motion and she was sitting.
“Mind where you’re going, Granger,” came a teasing drawl and she realized instantly that she’d found herself back on Draco’s lap.
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Or, the five times Hermione unintentionally sat on Draco's lap, and the one time she meant to.
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21 Dec 2024
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He’d tucked too much of himself inside that little gift. Long muffled secrets, wishfulness, and a final concession made before laying it all to rest. That present had been meant to bring him peace. He’d known it was selfish, and he’d hoped she wouldn’t think much of it, wouldn't go looking too closely.
But if there’s one thing he’s learned about Hermione Granger in the last five years, it’s that she digs in. With teeth, if necessary. He should have known.
[In which five years of Draco Malfoy keeping his distance doesn't work.]
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21 Dec 2024
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Hermione discovered two things in her first week of Auror training following the war:
1. She was woefully attracted to Draco Malfoy.
2. He wanted nothing to do with her and told her never to speak to him.Five years later, and Hermione Granger took two things very seriously as she navigated her promising Auror career:
1. She remained woefully, painfully, irrevocably attracted to Draco Malfoy.
2. She would not break the vow of silence between them.A smutty Dramione one-shot, with mild Christmas themes - MERRY CHRISTMAS!
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- Part 1 of The Obsession Series
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20 Dec 2024
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On Pineapples and Principal Penetration by ChaosAndCrumpets for rattlebag
Fandoms: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
18 Mar 2023
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All Hermione Granger hopes for from an unexpected invitation to a pineapple party is to connect with some like-minded people over a well-baked upside-down cake. All Draco Malfoy needs is a place to put his unfortunately under-utilised erection.
Maybe there's a way they can both get what they want.
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19 Dec 2024