Dilbert_the_Vile



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    Robert slumps into his chair, headset half-on, the SDN bullpen still humming with the last dregs of the night shift.

    He sips into his mug... Blegh.

    The coffee tastes like battery acid, but it really is the only thing keeping his eyes open.

    Then the comm crackles.

    “Hello, Robert.”

    Phenomaman’s voice, flat as a gravestone.

    “I would like to learn about intercourse from a human person.”

    Robert chokes on his coffee. Why is this his life?

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    15 Apr 2026

  2. Public Bookmark 11

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    Phenomaman asks Robert out.

    Robert says yes.

    It goes… surprisingly well.

    Until it doesn’t.

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    15 Apr 2026

  3. Public Bookmark 28

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    An interconnected collection of smutty fics involving Phenomaman and Robert Robertson III. Each can typically be read as a standalone.

    Porn with feelings, of course! <3

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    15 Apr 2026

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    After Sukuna's defeat Itadori was teleported to a world with quirks, heroes and villains. Now he has to learn how to be a hero and process all these changes and the losses he suffered alongside his teacher.

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    22 Feb 2026

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    In the wake of a devastating battle, Itadori Yuuji finds himself grappling with a grief that the world around him seems to have left behind. December 24, 2018, is a date etched into his memory, a reminder of the lives lost and the justice he yearns to serve.

    As his friends and the rest of society appear to heal and progress, Yuuji remains anchored to that fateful day, unable to escape the haunting echoes of unfinished business and what ifs.

    When an unexpected opportunity arises to address one of the many problems that keep him up at night, Yuuji seizes it despite his own moral objections. He doesn't expect the ripple effects of his choice, as that decision sets the course of his new life.

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    Or: Yuuji grieves too hard, space and time decides to do something about it.

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    18 Sep 2025