DirtQuirks
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The agents didn't comment as he pulled at the collar and growled in frustration.
"It isn't personal, kid," the man shrugged, "If you catch more ghosts for us, we'll finally get higher performance score and maybe a raise."
Danny decided that he hated the agent.
Or: The GIW use Phantom as a weapon to capture ghosts.
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Divine Investment by DirtQuirks
Fandoms: Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rick Riordan, Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Related Fandoms - All Media Types, The Heroes of Olympus - Rick Riordan
22 Feb 2025
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Percy looked up to add a remark about water-tight technology, only to see that Annabeth had picked up the paper he'd used as a bookmark. It was the flyer that Gemma had sent him last week.
"Demigod welfare, emergency aid service, parent counseling" Annabeth read off, outraged. "Where was this organization when we were homeless?"
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"It's... such a brave idea," Percy starts, trying to unwind his tangled thoughts out loud, "We've always complained about the gods. Pretending that we don't exist when we needed them. Expecting us to give up our lives for them on quests." He drew a long breath, "But we've never tried to do much to change it, have we? This idea, it's something that demigods will build themselves. It doesn't rely on someone like Kronos or Gaea. It doesn't rely on the gods."
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The Brand New Camp Half-Blood Orientation by DirtQuirks
Fandoms: Percy Jackson and the Olympians - Rick Riordan, Percy Jackson and the Olympians & Related Fandoms - All Media Types
13 Dec 2024
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Percy: Um, hey. This is Percy Jackson and Annabeth Chase. You are a demigod! Welcome to Camp Half-Blood!
Percy: This is so awkward.
Annabeth: This was your idea!
Percy: I am a hundred percent regretting it now.
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After suffering through the fabled orientation film, Percy took it upon himself to spare future campers from the awful experience.
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Unless of course you apologize for my son's pain and all his cries.
What if Odysseus' apology succeeded? What if Poseidon was both kinder and crueler than in canon?
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Many things are different and many are the same as Harry begins his fifth year at Hogwarts.
Here, living with Dursleys that aren't just neglectful but outright abusive made Harry unable to withstand more than a few weeks of Trelawney's "predictions" back in his third year. Instead, he took Ancient Runes, and uncovered that he had a prodigious knack for runic magic, which opened the door to the darkest of rituals and the magic of mind and soul. A year later, Harry uncovered something horrible within himself - a parasite.
So, when Voldemort sends him dreams of corridors and doors, Harry sends him pieces of hell in return.
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- Part 1 of The Dreamweaver
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Salazar Slytherin woke up in the body of a three-year-old boy with the most ridiculous head of black hair & a runic scar carved into his forehead. The last thing he recalled was dying. Now it is over 900 years in the future. There are a million things to deal with between new inventions, lost knowledge, missing spirits, & parasitic dark lords.
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- Part 1 of Ouroboros
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20 Oct 2025
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As Harry Potter slays the Basilisk in the Chamber of Secrets, blood and venom get in his eyes, mostly blinding him. While Harry learns to adapt, he makes some new friends. But this is more than a story of adaptation and friendship as there are threats... and Harry isn't the only one with a past that haunts him.
10-20-2021 I've started recording a podcast of this fanfic, find it on spotify:
https://open.spotify.com/episode/0F1WFCHXmZs68LObsQORbhSeries
- Part 1 of Venom and Tears
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- English
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- 478,910
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- 158/158
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10 Oct 2025
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Harry Potter's Ever Growing Collection of Family by gonzoclock
Fandom: Harry Potter - J. K. Rowling
13 Mar 2025
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What I wanted to write was a quick one-shot that explored the idea of Harry being the biological son of Voldemort, only Voldemort doesn't know he has a son and is also as evil as ever. Meanwhile, Harry is just a charismatic kid with a snake and ridiculously powerful magic.
It turned into a series rewrite.
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More Like Home by liketolaugh
Fandoms: Danny Phantom, Batman - All Media Types, Justice League - All Media Types
29 Oct 2025
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Following the arrest of the Drs Fenton, Bruce takes Danny home as his newest ward. It's nothing he hasn't done before.
Danny presents some unique challenges - his inhuman physiology, his parents' in-progress trial, the scope and magnitude of his abilities - but he's still a child like any other. Any of Bruce's, anyway.
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- Part 2 of Future is Bright