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Years after an odd, gruesome, and highly publicised breakdown ruined his career, a disgraced candymaker has abruptly reopened his factory. His motives are shrouded in mystery, something that only serves to inflame the curious public. To celebrate his triumphant return, he launches a contest: five golden tickets hidden at random in chocolate bars distributed throughout London. The lucky recipients of those tickets are promised an experience they will never forget.
And so, on one cold morning in January, five winners gather to claim their prize. John Watson is among them.
Willy Wonka and the Chocolate Factory AU!
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It's an unremarkable day.
John has a date. Sherlock has a case.
And both Mycroft and Rosie have just been shoved into the boot of a car.
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"You never asked me to make him love you back. That's always one of the first things that someone asks me, you know. 'Make him fall in love.' 'Make her love me.' 'Make him return my feelings.' 'Make him want me.' Blah, blah, blah, on and on and on. But you didn't do that. Neither did he."
This is a story of seven wishes.
One wasted wish, five wishes that changed the world, and one wish that changed nothing at all.
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Nothing to Celebrate by DiscordantWords for SherlockWatson_Holmes
Fandoms: Sherlock (TV)
04 Dec 2023
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Sherlock Holmes is back from the dead. Things only get worse from there.
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You know I value your little contributions.
Rounding up my Tumblr ficlets to keep them all in one place. Some are Johnlock, some are gen, each one stands alone unless otherwise indicated.
Table of contents and descriptions in Chapter 1.
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Conversations. Relationships. A study in moments.
Not necessarily related. Each story should be able to stand on its own.
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03 Apr 2024
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Retirement wasn't quite what they'd expected. For one thing, they hadn't been in the same room for two years.
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27 Dec 2023
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When a handsome consultant shows up at the office, John thinks his biggest worry is being made redundant. Little does he know, things are about to get a lot more complicated.
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16 Nov 2023
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‘Somewhere between the exhaustion of day and the brink of sleep, this has always been there. Calcifying, with each new sunrise.’
Just when John thinks their brush with Sherlock's past is over, a figure from his teenage years emerges, stirring up more than just memories. The headmaster of Sherlock's old boarding school is in danger, and they should probably do something about that - right? If only they weren't so distracted.
Massively Jealous John, and as always, a patient Sherlock. Past traumas, feelings and a mostly happy ending.
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10 Sep 2023
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Love is so short, but forgetting is so long - Pablo Neruda
Of all the places to run into his ex, it had to be at a Tesco's when he's wearing his bloody pyjamas. At three in the fucking morning.
(A Sherlock University AU...that has some pining!John to balance out our canon pining!Sherlock)
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10 Jul 2023