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Ardeth and Jonathan meet at a conference, one of them gets their heart broken in the process.
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Ardeth felt like he was being sick. Like, physically sick. Ugly vomiting included. He could already feel the bile rising und tried to gulp it down. Sweat was breaking out of every pore on his body, one droplet running down his neck and another one settling in the hollow between his clavicles. Desperately trying to overcome the beginning dizziness, he sucked in a deep, stuttering breath. And a second one, more steady this time. The momentarily panic he felt at the sight of this man, the man he thought, - prayed actually, to every deity he knew and some more for good measure-, he would never see again, subsided slowly.
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Dr. Dean Winchester, professor of Mechanical Engineering, was full of confidence in his own abilities when he decided to purchase a fixer-upper house to rehab and remodel on his own. Now, standing in the middle of his new house and praying the floors won’t cave in, he’s realizing that determination and academic brilliance might only take him so far this time. The bigger problem: his overconfidence in the face of other people’s doubts (ahem, Sam) means that asking for help now will mean swallowing a whole lot of pride…and he’d rather not.
Hiring a secret contractor to do the work without telling anyone seems like the perfect solution.
Accidentally hiring an amazingly hot secret contractor wasn’t part of the plan.
And when Sam overhears a conversation and starts connecting dots, a snap decision and another lie on top the first leads to a ridiculous balancing act of fake stories, pretend relationships, and one hell of a renovation tale.
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05 Apr 2026
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In order to avoid telling his family the truth about his love life (or lack thereof) Castiel Novak kidnaps a handsome stranger (Dean Winchester) to take home for the holidays.
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03 Apr 2026
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'Twas the morning after Christmas and to Dean's surprise,
He'd slept with a vampire, with mortified blue eyes...Or, your classic fake-dating Christmas fic where Dean thinks he's straight and Castiel's family won't stop hounding him to get a boyfriend. So, Castiel brings a werewolf home and to absolutely no one's surprise, his vampire family aren't best pleased with his decision.
It would have been less complicated if Castiel hadn't gone and accidentally slept with the annoying werewolf.
Sam absolutely ships it.
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23 Mar 2026
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Schemers and dreamers Castiel Novak and Dean Winchester have a love almost as long as their twenty-year friendship—not that they’ve told each other that, of course. Each of them yearns to have it all with their best friend, and both are convinced it’ll never happen. So when watching a reality show about clueless grooms who plan weddings on a budget for their brides without the brides’ input, talk naturally turns to planning weddings. In a terrible (or perhaps wonderful) moment of spontaneous boastfulness, Cas declares that he could plan a wedding for them without a problem, since he knows Dean so well, and in an ill-advised (or perhaps well-advised) challenge, Dean dares him to do it.
Inspired by the British television series Don’t Tell the Bride, Don’t Tell the Groom is a fun romp about the zany lengths these men will go to for love.
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21 Mar 2026
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Sometimes, a guy goes and marries the djinn queen, and his buddy needs to help him out. Normal best friend shit.
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16 Mar 2026