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Better Halves (and other such falsehoods) by Astereae
Fandoms: Danny Phantom, Batman - All Media Types
28 Jul 2025
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Danny’s looking at him like he’s crazy. His hair’s dried up into a mess of waves, and there’s some tomato seeds on the corner of his mouth. “You just bailed me out of jail. And you think this is a good idea?”
“I don’t have bad ideas, Fenton. And like you’ve just said, I have collateral on you.”
“So you’re blackmailing me into pretending to date you?”
Tim shrugs. “Or you could just sign the NDA.”
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Danny's trying to recover all the shards to an entity's chalice so that it'll stop destroying the zone while tensions rise amongst his subjects- and trying to finish high school.
Tim's juggling his case load, his work as CEO, and does not have time to be embroiled in a sex scandal right now. If that means he has to pretend to date a very suspicious heir to a rival company, then so be it.
It's a mutually beneficial relationship. So what if Tim's becoming a little too intrigued by the illusive, powerful Phantom? So what if Danny can't stand the Justice League for leaving him to deal with all of Amity's problems when he was just 14? That's a superhero thing.
And their fake boyfriend has no clue that they're a superhero.
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- Part 1 of Want (and what it has to do with it)
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Hot single Eldritch being in your area chat now!1! by WindyEngel
Fandoms: Danny Phantom, Batman - All Media Types
16 Jul 2025
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After a fateful New Year’s kiss, Tim never imagined he’d be thrust into an adventure filled with conspiracy theories, shadowy government organizations, cosmic horror romances, cults, and apocalyptic catastrophes.
Yet, when a new acquaintance finds themselves at the heart of the wildest goose chase Tim has ever seen, he can’t bring himself to stand on the sidelines.
If nothing else, this year promises to be anything but boring.
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- Part 2 of The Wayne's Kryptonite and other ghosts
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The Fourth Hokage's body was never found, but they never suspected that was because he hadn't died.
Minato Namikaze wakes up six years after the devastating Kyuubi attack, alone in an overgrown clearing with not a scratch on him. Disoriented and confused, he does exactly what any father would do in this situation. He fights through the pain, gets up, and goes to find his son. He trudges through the pounding in his head and forces himself to move-- to go and find him, because that masked man was still out there, and Minato is willing to do anything to protect his little ball of sunshine.
Needless to say, the blonde kage wasn't expecting so much time to have passed. Nor is he very impressed with the way the village has been treating his son all these years.
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- Part 1 of Six Years Series
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06 Jun 2023
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Naruto is curious about his past, enough so that he steals the files on Uzumaki Kushina.
One of her seals takes him to Uzushio, which isn't as abandoned as it might seem. His history is laid out for him, and he can't turn away.
Naruto returns to Konoha a dead man walking, and more than just the Hokage is interested in his power.
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11 Jun 2023
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The world could handle only one Naruto Uzumaki, therefore he was ready to relinquish his rights to the name. He was so much more than just Naruto Uzumaki now. A ghost of the future that would never come.
(Time Travel AU, ridiculously OP/BAMF, chaotic good/semi-dark!Future Naruto 'Rei', Rei-centric, Uzushio revival fic)
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09 Jun 2023