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    “I am serious, though, you are safe, yes? Drunk at hotel, sitting on balcony, crying over Montreal’s terrible loss?”

    It makes sense that Ilya’s mind would go there first. Shane said he was outside. Based on past behavior, the hotel balcony is probably the only place Ilya would expect him to be. He feels a little giddy that he gets to shock him for once.

    “I’m at a club, actually.” He has to bite back a self-satisfied smile as he speaks, “With the team. Safe.”

    It's quiet for a few moments before Ilya deadpans,

    “Very funny joke.”

    (or: three days after the breakup with rose, shane gets drunk in boston. it spirals out from there.)

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    03 Jun 2026

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    Ilya Rozanov does what he does best: post on social media and stress out Harris Drover.

    The fic starts on New Year's Day 2024 after Ilya posts an upcoming year's "enemies" list.

    This is a series that alternates between Hockey Husbands + the rest of Centaurs team being insane on the internet, Harris putting them in media training, and it immediately failing as soon as they leave the room.

    Basically, it's just the Cens being absolute menaces!

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    31 May 2026

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    There was a group of girls, mostly sisters of some of the Canada players, giggling in a circle on the left side of the stands, whispering about how handsome both Rozanov and Hollander were in the game and debating who would buy whose jersey. Behind them, a small league coach was typing on his nokia for his “Hockey Dad’s” facebook group:

    "Rozanov won with strength and brutal persistence, but Hollander’s strategy and speed would have taken a one-on-one. If Hollander and Rozanov had a baby, it will be the messiah of hockey"

    His post will get 4k likes, and 367 comments. One of the top comments read:

    "I will call that child Hollanov and bet on them in every game."

    The NHL liked that comment. And that’s how the internet first heard about #Hollanov.

    or, how Ilya and Shane were relentlessly shipped by the internet while keeping a secret relationship for a decade.

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    16 Apr 2026