DoitwithPizzazz



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    Kitty was officially entering the Half-Blood Prince era.

    Ew, ew, ew, EW! Worst book title ever!

    And why the hell did Snape get a whole book named after him anyway? Who approved that editorial choice? If Severus Snape needed a book title, it could only be Lord of the Incels. That, or Incellular.

    She would accept nothing else.

     

    IT'S ALWAYS SUNNY IN KITTYTOPIA: Part Six

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    harp (n.)
    "stringed musical instrument played with the fingers"
    Old English: hearpe
    from Proto-Germanic *harpon- (of uncertain origin)
    (*source also of Old Saxon harpa "instrument of torture"; Old Norse harpa; Dutch harp; Old High German harpfa; German Harfe)

    or: Harper wakes up in Middle-earth, and that quickly becomes the least of her problems.
    (the tenth walker fic I would have written if I'd gotten into lotr as a teenager, because it's never too late to indulge yourself.)

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    Kara is at the end of her nursing shift when a violent man is brought in with an arrow wound. When he spits blood on her, Kara is transported elsewhere. Soon she's doing emergency wound care on book characters and trying not to lose it. She can't watch people suffer even if it isn't real, but Aragorn is very suspicious of a woman who tells no clear story and smells like an orc.

    “Stranger things have happened than you or I have years to tell of it," Gandalf said. "Why does she unsettle you? Surely you do not feel threatened. I am tolerably certain you could defeat her if it came to violence.”
    Aragorn scoffed at his gentle humor. “I’m glad to amuse you. There are more dangers than warriors and swords. Need I tell a wizard that?"
    “I can assure you she is not evil and has not a whisper of magic.”
    “Yet a beautiful woman appears directly in our path, leagues from civilization, and immediately gains the hobbits’ trust. No wizardry, you say?”
    Kara was not *unhappy* at being called a beautiful woman (although his standards for human women, as opposed to elves, were probably low), but she was unhappy to be stuck eavesdropping. She’d seen this scene too many times in movies. They would definitely see her.

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    The woods around her apartment had changed once she started walking through them, the land had grown quiet, and the Ranger stepping out of the shadows was suddenly as real as her thirst and hunger. When the reality of Middle-Earth can't be explained away by dehydration, Josephine has to convince Aragorn to see her to Rivendell or else she may never find answers for what happened to her.
    Desperate for Aragorn/OC fic, I've done what anyone would and wrote one for myself. Hi. Hello.

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